He Was Always Sad.

"omg its creepy how Stolas LITERALLY OBSESSED over Blitz for 25 years"

They didnt interact at all in that time and Stolas was too busy trying to raise his daughter, he wasn't drooling over blitz for two full decades like lets start to get serious please. wow, Stolas held on to the one positive interaction he had as a child with a boy he likes, guess that makes him some crazy obsessed fiend. like what? get real. yall love using the "obsession" argument for any ship you dont like. He acknowledged Blitz aint happy with their current arrangement, yall good now? damn.

“Excitement is unbecoming of a Goetia”

mickey + beds

The Helluva Boss Fandom pretending Stolas wasn't fully and obviously in love with Blitzo from episode 2 is honestly so weird to me.

Like yeah Blitz can't see it cuz he has truama and shit and doesn't see all the the audience sees but after episodes like loo loo land and the harvest festival y'all really going to say Stolas just wanted Blitz for sex??

I AM ROLLING

so we know lupin and sirius had both stated that snape knew way more about the dark arts than anyone else in his first year of hogwarts. we also know that sirius hated his family house for their awful pure blood supremacist views. but. BUT. i am CACKLING at the thought of snape being told the new headquarters for the order of the phoenix and entering sirius' house for the first time. remember harry's absolute horror and bafflement at grimmauld place the first time he went there? i know snape took one step inside, probably saw tonks trip over the troll foot, heard walburga black and said I KNOW YOU F*CKIN LYIN TO ME RIGHT NEOOWWWW?!??!!? BITCH ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?! (pun unitendes) COMING FOR ME ALL THESE YEARS WHOLE TIME THIS WAS YOUR YARD?!?!?!

do you remember that bit in twitches when cameron goes to alex's house for the first time and whole time she's just like "...this is your house...?" in this really "im trying my hardest not to be rude" way.

i know during one of the meetings sirius or molly was pouring everyone tea, and the teapot was probably this ornate serpent with all these evil symbols, and snape took one look at it just like:

Stolas' extreme horny behavior getting explained isnt something I expected lmfao

The first time they met in decades and they start it off with tied up rough out of pocket sex. He got 1 bite to the neck and had the best nut of his life LMFAO its like Stolas is going through a second puberty in regards to his relationship with Blitz.

src is 15.ai

Snovers if you see this drop ur most wholesome hcs

Im trying to smile.

How Marauder stans expect us to react when they say shit like "Lily wouldn't have forgiven Snape in the afterlife. In fact she would HATE him"