Whipping Out The Google Docs

i want my bangs to get shorter and shorter and shorter

HOLY SHIT BIDEN DROPPED OUT!!!!!!

if i had a nickel for every incestuous plot line that took place in arrested development i’d probably have a whole dollar like jesus christ

i’m not joking it’s scary

i hate nothing more than those tiktoks that advertise toothpaste that’s chocolate flavored like it makes me sick and i understand that not every flavor has to be mint and i’m fine with that but chocolate????

my purgatory is someone french braiding my hair but they keep messing up so they have to completely start over and that just happens forever

thought it was rocket but i looked it up and it was record :(

in the beginning of You Spin Me Right Round does he say ROCKET 🚀 or RACKET 🏸

guess who saw a capybara today :)

NO AND LIKE HOW DID THEY GO THROUGH ALL THE EFFORT AND THEN MISS LIKE PLS AIM BETTER NEXT TIME PLEASEEEEEEE

TRUMP COULDA DIEDD!!!!! SO CLOSEE!!!!!!!!!! AERGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

praying this is me for finals 😭😭

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK I LITERLAY GOT AN 87% FOR MY BIO QUIZ AND I HARDLY STUDIED AND I ALWAYS FAIL !!!!!