If You Had A Nose That Could Pick Up On Delicate Chemical Trails, I Bet You’d Be Huffing On Things

Yeah. Cuz it’s cannon.

THE TRIPS TO EUROPE TO SEE EDGEWORTH ARE ACTUALLY CANON????? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A RANDOM THING PEOPLE HEADCANONED

It’s about present distribution. If you get presents in June, July, August or September and then chirstmas you get presents, like, every six months. (Not including the candy of Easter and stuff) especially if you’re born in June. Every six months you have a celebration. When you’re born in December, you don’t have a nearly as even distribution of presents. You genuinely get them once a year. And some people cop out by making your Christmas present a birthday present too. Like that’s not how this works. Or they forget about you and you just don’t get them until like March. Also? Not as many options for parties and people don’t show up. Genuinely had a few birthdays where like 1 or 2 people showed because I was also born on the 31st of December. I get this lil guy.

He’s absolutely right; he just wasn’t sayin it right.

NOOOOO JIMMY! YOU SHOULD’VE UNIONIZED WHEN YOU HAD A CHANCE!!!!

Poor guy is a slave to capitalism like the majority of us now. Gods rest his blue collar soul.

One day he will be free

Here’s a sketch of investigator Miles Edgeworth and cowboy ranch-hand at the fey Ranch turned vigilante and wanted man Phoenix Wright running away from the Blue company mining site after they just stole crucial evidence to prove the dreaded Redd White guilty of Mia Feys murder after illegally trying to steal her land for mining expansion.

Am I weaponizing the fact that I was a horse girl for this AU? Yes. Absolutely.

Suffer.

Old west AU.

(By the way miles is riding Mia’s old horse because he’s beginner friendly and I named him CHARLIE. Phoenix’s horse is named Raine and she is so sassy.)

Let me know if yall want more cowboy sketches with their four legged companions, I love drawing these guys.

Keeping this one righttttt over here.

I stumbled upon a website that allows you to blend any colors evenly no matter how opposite on the spectrum they are.

sharing the knowledge

very helpful art resource

Leaving things where I will always, like clockwork, know I will look for them first.

When I lose things and CANT find them, it’s because either I or someone else broke the routine.

If I can see it immediately I need to feel that it is there. Can’t feel it or see it? Need to hear it. My vision is already and always has been shit.

Keys? If they’re not in my pants pockets, they’re in my hands. If they’re not in my hands, I have them in my teeth. Not In my teeth? Check my bag pocket. Not in bag pocket? They then are only ever going to be in my car cupholder.

I can’t forget my work shoes if they are already on my feet or literally beneath or on my work bag. Even if this annoys the piss out of other people, it. works.

If something is within arms reach, the compulsion of: I might as well! Kicks in and I can actually manage at least taking care of my basic needs

The problem with this method is if I get stuck in a depressive spiral and don’t look at a specific spot by the mirror in the bathroom that I look at 90% of the time like three self care tasks are being forgotten that day.

If the cleaning supplies are sitting on the bathroom counter, eventually I will remember to do the task. Usually when looking at the thing annoys me enough.

This is how I would like to exist pls and thanks

Yeah we call that shit trauma lmfao

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

Flower dump