There’s A Serial Killer In Your Town. Unfortunately For Them You Are A Necromancer And You Have Fun

Archeologist Assistant: “Amazing find, Professor! What type do you suppose they are?”

Professor, picking one up and biting it: “Sugar Cookie.”

Amazing paleo cookies

The future lord of Ultramar.

"Ultramar" was derived from an ancient phrase meaning "beyond the sea of night."

Inspired by Job's "Napoleon at Brienne"

never getting over how genuinely distressed tai lung looks when po does his shuffling trick. mid fight this man stops and panics because he cant figure out a childrens magic trick

Secret Level (2024)

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

Same way he says “t” and gets 1,664, apparently

you said "thanks for that" and got 1,655 notes. how

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I don’t care if he’s the PokéAni fandom’s baby boy who’s special and pure. Ash will always be a little bit of a freak in my eyes due to how he was portrayed in the pre-digital stuff.

Daughter of fantasy villains decides to rebel against her parents by actually going through with her arranged marriage to a local golden retriever of a prince instead of running off with some local villain-to-be or conquering said golden retriever’s kingdom and ruling it solo like her parents expect her to. Plus, sue her, she’s into the clean-cut earnest look.

At the same time, local prince charming discovers that he’s actually very into the gothic fiance his parents have landed him with in order to try and establish peace with the local evil lair down the lane, he would never have guessed a spiderweb pattern could look so fetching on a ball gown…?

Meanwhile, two pairs of parents in a tizzy because they both expected their offspring to whole-heartedly reject this union and give them an excuse to conquer their goody-two-shoes/evil neighbours, they’re not supposed to actually like each other-!