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not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people

World of Warcraft and Futurama. I- I don’t even know where to begin, other than Bender will love Goldshire

Timmy: One time my dad entered into a beauty pageant to prove a point...AND WON

Jimmy: Yeah, well, one time my baby cousin turned evil off of pure genetics and I fought him in front of the whole family

SpongeBob, walking in: Hey guys! What are you doing?

Timmy: We made a bet to see who has the weirdest life, only rule is the event we pick can't involve magic, superpowers, or inventions.

Danny: One time I ended up in Ghost Prison while trying to prevent my parents from splitting up

Jimmy: Danny, that involved superpowers.

Danny: Actually, not using my powers is what got me out of prison

Manny: Yeah well, one time I found out this girl had a thing for me, her mom was my dad's ex, my grandpa left her grandma at the alter, and we had to fight all of them

Zim: FOOLS! Do you forget the time I harvested human organs and replaced them with random earth objects?

Danny: You used an invention for that.

Zim: LIES! THE GHOST BOY LIES!!!

Jenny: Please. One time my house and body got taken over by sentient Communist Rats!

Timmy: Jenny, invention

Jenny: Experimental lab rats don't count as an invention

SpongeBob: Ooh, this looks fun, I wanna try! Umm...ok, one time I pulled on a string and unraveled the universe!

Everyone: ...

Danny: Ok, SpongeBob wins

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raph fighting different monsters!!! (s1e14)

Proselytized (2024): Read now!

Summary: When Jay gets brainwashed by the Overlord, it's up to Nya and Cole to rescue him, or risk losing their friend forever. Length: Cover & 43 pages.

SURPRISE THE NINDROID!JAY COMIC IS REAL! REEEEAL!!! AFTER EXACTLY 10 YEARS IT'S FINALLY HERE MUAHAHAHA!!! I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY IT! <3

After re-watching the digimon dub I have compiled a list of my favourite quotes;

Matt: because I'm the MAN

Agumon: Something's not right. My nose ALWAYS knows

Some evil digimon: you've become quite a nuisance

Joe: of course i'm a teenager

Tai: Those black gears are RUDE

Tai: c'mon Izzy let's move out

Izzy: Roger!

Mimi: He forgot his name!

Joe: Could you please stop taunting the deranged android!!

Agumon: they really do come from another world

Gabumon: that is why they're depressed

Tai: We all had to grow up really fast. Except Joe. He just threw up really fast.

Matt: has anyone noticed we talk a lot about food?

TK: What if you get like dead or something?

Patamon: I am not here to raise babies!

Izzy: You creamed him!

Apocalymon: WHY DO ALL OF YOU GET THE PIZZA, WHILE I GET THE CRUSTS?!

Apocalymon: HAHAHA wait what am I laughing at? I'm supposed to be depressed!

Kari: The light inside me is for everyone

TK: and my hope!

Izzy: KnoWLedGE

Tai, crying: Stupid Matt and his harmonica

TK: DONT MAKE FUN OF MY HAT

Cody: here's your hat TK. I didn't want anybody stepping on it.

TK: That's ok I have six others just like it.

Matt: I gotta go, grandma fell asleep on TK again.

Izzy, reading out emails dramatically: Be home by six, oh wait that's my mum.

Ken: We have a verdict you're ugly

Ken: Why are you keeping me here tied up like a pretzel?!

Cody: he's stealing your energy!!

Little girl: mind your own business it's cool!

Random student: so how bout it Guz you ready for that big anatomy test today?

Guz: yeah I spent the whole night looking in the mirror

Izzy: according to my calculations it's all your fault

Cody: I wonder why TK gets so emotional when he talks about the powers of darkness

Ken: Nice friends you got there Davis

Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.

Archeologist Assistant: “Amazing find, Professor! What type do you suppose they are?”

Professor, picking one up and biting it: “Sugar Cookie.”

Amazing paleo cookies