Latest Posts by derpqueen82 - Page 2

Things coming this OCT?

A Star Is Born

Homelander's fingertips tearing into your couch and eyes rolling back as you give him the slowest and sloppiest head of his life.

Neuman is alive trust

Yummers

— juliet starling ✰ [1/?]

⤷ lollipop chainsaw, 2012

i think this was a crazy scene because he was just. baptising people i mean good for them i personally would love to be held underwater by him

i want this portrait printed out to plaster it all over my walls

Wait I think I might cook(in a bad way) with this one

the height difference has me biting my lip

This screenshot has been staring at me for the last few weeks

hes literally my craziest 'hear me out' fr-

holy shit...

“i would let him fuck me in a boat.

i would fuck him next to a goat...

And I would fuck him, in the rain.

And in the dark. And on a train.

And in a car. And in a tree.

i would fuck him in a box.

And I would fuck him on top of rocks.

And I would fuck him in a house.

And I would fuck him near his spouse.

And I would fuck him here and there.

Say! I would fuck him anywhere!”

-dr seuss (probably)

him on the plane awakened something in me

homelander your hands do something to me

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride. Morning, noon, and night, he can pump me full and turn me into his own personal Supe making factory

I’m so bloody (pun intended) feral for this man, I want to lick the blood off his face whilst I ride him

I couldn’t resist putting Lucas hood in this

i’m just a useless bisexual what can I say 🫠

Just remembered The Boys is in MK1 and Warzone and I fear I may have to make an investment

in public, in private, in the house, outside, back to back, face to face, mirrored, in the air, on land, at sea, while swimming, while drowning, mid eating, mid showering, in the mirror, at a bed, in the garden, in the kitchen, on the counter, on the sinn, on the fridge, at the kitchen table, in the living room, on the couch, on the arm chair, on the floor, at the sink, on the toilet…

ANYWHERE I AM YOURS !!!

currently mourning homelander’s season 1 hair

You wanna be mutuals with meeee.... You wanna ramble about homelander forever and everrrrr... (im not gonna shut up about him for months)

How could I be mad about the flight 37 incident when we got the cutest and fluffiest looking Homie out of it

am i the only one who HATES those sigma alpha heavily filtered homelander / antony starr edits??? like CHILL OUT PLZ 😭🙏

"Hey boss?"

FIRELANDER PART 1

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