"pasta Only Fills You Up With Empty Calories" Have You Considered That It Also Fills Me With Love

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

The Jimmy Fallon racing through New York shirt stays ON during lesbian sex

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Masterpost - Popular Tropes, Tags, and Questions!

Please note: due to the amount of asks we’re getting it will take several months to reply and publish!

When you send us an ask please be polite! We’re not a machine that spits out fics. We are people, and a simple ‘Hi’ or ‘Please’ makes all the difference to us. We have addressed this a couple of times before (x, x) but in future we may choose to simply delete asks we deem rude.

We are also not guys! Please try to refrain from using gendered terms as it does make some of the mods uncomfortable. If you want to know why or find alternative please check this link.

We will be using the #good omens s2 tag for series two requests, but we would like to remind you we have hundreds of asks to get through dating back since before the new series was released, so there won’t be much on there for a while!

We often get similar requests for certain topics and tropes. We’ve linked previous responses for these here. Please check the posts before sending us an ask for these!

Fandom classics

Mods’ favourites

Aziraphale whump

Crowley whump

Book Omens

Dark Crowley

Insecure Aziraphale

Insecure Crowley

Outsider POV

Crowley is/was Raphael

Reverse AU

Kid fics

Dreams

Nightmares

Fluffy

Angst

Vampire AU

Social media

Book/TV/radio crossovers 1 | 2 | 3

Aziraphale does temptations 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Aziraphale is mean/hurtful towards Crowley 1 | 2 | 3

Crowley rejects/is mean to Aziraphale 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

And please remember to have a look through our common tags. You’ll find plenty of fics already recommended to keep you busy!

Good Omens Tropes:

#pre-fall

#crowley was raphael

#angel crowley

#demon aziraphale

#fallen angel aziraphale

#azriaphale and crowley met before the fall

#the fall

#crowley didn’t fall

#through the ages

#the arrangement

#garden of eden

#mesopotamia / #the flood

#post church scene

#the dowling years

#wall slam

#the night at crowley’s flat

#bodyswap

#good omens lockdown

#awake the snake

#good omens s2

#fix-it

#south downs cottage

#post apocalypse / #post-almost-apocalypse

#armageddon happened

#temptation

#god ships aziraphale/crowley

#apocalypse buddies

#heaven and hell

#heaven is terrible / #hell is terrible

#holy water

#wingfic

#true forms

#summoning / #demon summoning

#reverse au

Aziraphale & Crowley:

#asexual aziraphale / #asexual crowley

#demisexual aziraphale / #demisexual crowley

#insecure aziraphale / #insecure crowley

#trans aziraphale / #trans crowley

#aziraphale whump / #crowley whump

#hurt aziraphale / #hurt crowley

#protective aziraphale / #protective crowley

#autistic aziraphale / #crowley has ADHD

#aziraphale’s trauma / #crowley has PTSD

#cryptid aziraphale / #cryptid crowley

#jealous aziraphale / #jealous crowley

#famous aziraphale / #famous crowley

#possessive crowley

#bamf aziraphale

#snake crowley / #naga crowley

#aziraphale glows

#crowley’s eyes

#queer guardian angel aziraphale

Tropes:

#outsider pov

#kid fic

#adoption

#found family

#social media

#amnesia / #memory loss

#mental health / #therapy

#secret relationship

#mistaken for a couple

#fake/pretend relationship

#pregnancy

#enemies to lovers / #enemies to friends to lovers

#time loop

#cryptids / #eldritch

#jealousy

#turned human

#nesting

Love:

#love confessions

#accidental love confession

#unrequited love

#not actually unrequited love

#love at first sight

#forbidden love

#aziraphale can sense love

Other:

#hurt/comfort / #emotional hurt/comfort

#angst / #heavy angst

#break up / #reunion

#dreams / #nightmares

#asexual / #aromantic / #queerplatonic

#pining / #mutual pining / #pining while fucking

#humour / #humor / crack

#fluff / #domestic fluff

#slow burn

#banter

#body worship

#animals

#kidnapping

#temporary character death

#crisis of faith

#murder mystery / #mystery / #crime

#pride parade / #queer history

AUs & Crossovers:

#human au

#reverse au

#regency au

#soulmate au

#priests au

#vampire au

#merfolk

#coffee shop au

#florist au

#bakery au

#tattooist au

#royalty au

#mob au

#actors au

#professors

#sugar daddy au

#crossover

#doctor who

#harry potter crossover

Relationships:

#ineffable husbands

#ineffable wives

#ineffable partners

#asexual relationship

#queerplatonic aziraphale/crowley

#ineffable bureaucracy

#aziraphale/gabriel

#crowley/gabriel

#aziraphale/crowley/gabriel

#crowley/lucifer

#unhealthy crowley/lucifer

#aziraphale/others

#warlock dowling/adam young

#maggot husbands

#ligur/michael

Other characters:

#gabriel / #gabriel is NOT a dick

#muriel

#michael

#uriel

#sandalphon

#beelzebub

#hastur

#ligur

#dagon

#disposable demon / #eric

#maggie

#nina

#anathema device / #anathema

#newton pulsifer / #newt

#madame tracy

#sergeant shadwell

#the them

#adam young / #adam

#pepper

#warlock dowling / #warlock

#god

#satan

Remember to use #adult omens to find or filter out most of the explicit fic recommendations!

An extensive list of the tags used on this blog can be found by going to our archive and using the drop-down list in the top left.

If you want to read some of the lovely things our followers have said and the affectionate gifs we respond with, you can check out the #nice and kind words tag

You can also check out our lost fic posts, and perhaps help someone find a fic they’ve been looking for!

Not sure what the letters (G, T, M, E, NR) by each rec mean? Read about them on AO3 here & here. Any questions or comments we have about ao3 can be found on the #ao3 tag.

Want to know who your mods are? Check out our members page here!

Please note! We cannot accept requests to tag posts for specific things or in a certain way. Unfortunately we don’t necessarily read all the fics we list or that are recommended. We could also not guarantee that posts would be consistently tagged, with various mods compiling them. When fics are particularly dark we try to add a note to take care, but we strongly advise every reader to always check the tags and warnings on AO3. Look after yourself! :)

Thank you and happy reading!

- Mods D & N

I am not meant for casual. I was born for soul crushing devotion.