This Is Probably Out Of My Audience's Interests, But I Love That People Are Thirsting Over Rory Culkin

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the lack of tokio hotel content scares me. guys come back!!!

i feel like they hate me but i don’t wanna ask for reassurance incase it pisses them off :(

Johnny Knoxville may be nearly 20 years older than me, but that's my babygirl.

do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would

his name’s not johnny knoxville, it’s:

phillip john clapp

phillip john

the clapp

silver foxville

johnny slutville

knockerz knoxville

get it right

they hate me because i'm silly and so intense at the same time

the true girlhood experience (fighting the urge to fall to your knees in the middle of a grocery shopping aisle because of a sudden wave of grief that hit you out of nowhere)

girl help i’m spending my hottest years rotting in my room