megan fox, the woman u are. i love u. they could NEVER make me hate u.
❤︎
She hasn’t responded to you yet because she’s busy being openly pathetic on Tumblr. Give it some time
Demon & Lady icons | Strange Darling (2023)
love when the jackass guys are like "dont perform these stunts at home we're professionals!!" professional what?? whores?
the true girlhood experience (fighting the urge to fall to your knees in the middle of a grocery shopping aisle because of a sudden wave of grief that hit you out of nowhere)
do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would
hey do you wanna come over and rot together
some highlights from johnny knoxville’s ama on reddit