So… Emesis Blue Am I Right?

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this and I love how everything is connected. This has got to be one of my favourite parts of iswm

wilford ‘motherloving’ warfstache (2018) // in space with markiplier (2022)

Add tour dates and it'd be great

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

get rid of tonal indicators. every time you tell a joke this fucker should pop up

Everyone rejoice

The lettuce has won

There he goes, whoring himself out for charity again

It’s been ages since this meme was a thing but I just remembered I made all these a while ago 

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Completely understand this, I formed years ago and still don't fully understand what species I am. It's like I'm human but there's something off about it, it's not quite obvious until you observe and it can be really confusing to understand even for me. But I'm not human but kind of am in some weird nonhumany way.

-Wilford (he/she/it/pop)

in completely other news did any other nonhuman alters not know what species/thing they were when they first split/became self aware? I know im not human but idk what i am lmao