Stepmother: you wanna get the fullest ride?
Stepmother, holding up the bone saw: then start cutting right above the thigh!
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’
Richie: You all know Max? As most of you may realise by now, he's the guy I've been seeing lately.
The nerds:
Max: Why are they looking at me like I'm a zoo animal?
Pete: Well, Richie acts as sort of like a mom, so emotionally this is kind of like being told that you're our new dad.
Max: But you know it's nothing like that, right?
Pete: Absolutely. Do you know how to make macaroni?
Max: I have
Pete: Macaroni’s my favourite
So. Got too silly. Here's Grace Chasity to Unsweetened Lemonade :))
(this is only my second ever edit it might not be up to anyone else's standards lol)
This took me like a week 😭
IN MEMORY OF NAYA RIVERA
Naya Rivera was a mom, a sister, a daughter. She was an actress, a singer, a writer, a model. She was a latina woman who went through a lot in this life. She was always vocal and open about important issues such as homophobia, racism, toxic relationships, sexism, motherhood, abortion. Her character in Glee was probably one of the most influential and important representations for the LGBTQ+ community and she always talked about how Santana was important for young LGBT people and how proud she was for being able to represent something good. If Santana ever helped you, Naya was so proud of that and of you. She changed lives.
Thank you, Naya. You’ll be remembered and missed.
Grace: Come with me, Ruth! Together, we shall cleanse the Earth from all dirty dudes, in our holly mission!
Ruth, no hesitation: Okay!
Peter: Ruth! What are you doing!?
Ruth: Sorry, Pete. You know, going with pretty and evil girl is my top three fantasy! *Follows Grace*
Steph: I can't believe she just did that!
Richie: Actually, seems pretty in character.
Part six of Nerdy Prudes as tweets