She's Just A Girl And She's On Fiiireeee

haters and losers jealous they don't have a vampire bf who will say strange and off putting things in public

Rebecca Ferguson as Lady Jessica in 'Dune: Part 1' (2021) dir. Denis Villeneuve

say what u will but is there a realer moment in the entirety of the mass effect franchise than the 5 seconds you play as joker limping your way thru a carnage straight out of alien vs predator and muttering ‘shit shit shit what the shit’?? no weapon, no ability to save, people screaming and being dragged off into the void left and right. like. when have u ever felt more Present in the story??? bioware making me self-insert like that smh

“My child is fine” your child romanced Solas in Dragon Age : Inquisiton 

affix your stickers to objects you covet

the sunset when you first meet thane

random legion soldier: “give me cause, profligate”

the courier:

playing dragon age: you have 64 different dialog and approval pages open at all the times bcs you need to carefully plan your team for every goddamn mission so you know what sort of lies you need to spout to achieve maximum approval. say “i think that murdering and torturing mages for fun is a bit unnecessary” without thinking who you have around you and suddenly half of your friends are like “-98465389 approval” and they will probably stab you in your sleep next night

playing mass effect: you can literally slaughter random people, betray your friends, murder families of your friends, murder the friends of your friends, murder your friends, torture people for shit and giggles and generally be objectively the worst person alive and ur team will be just like “haha Shep what the shit, that was a little extreme but i trust in your judgement, i lov you :)”

so i uhh… i finished control in like 3 days and it was soooo good

me: Flemeth is such an interesting character! I can’t wait to see her story arc unfold and learn more about her! 

also me when Flemeth as much as breathes in Morrigan’s direction: