Searching For The "kudos" Everytime My Favourite Local Couple Does Something Cute, Forgetting This Is

chat I need lazy morning make outs that lead to soft sex with her right now or i’m gonna go absolutely insane

Woah mama I got teleported to a red swamp and now I'm scared

Woah mama I died to a spider thing

If you were to make a "third party" blog about yourself, would it be fanpage, hatepage, or would you just be your own papparazi?

Make it 205!

sex was definitely better pre 9/11 whenever they added all that tsa bullshit they ruined sex too i know this

Checkpoint

Are you having fun? Do you want to keep scrolling or are you just on autopilot?

Have you eaten today?

Have you consumed water today?

Do you need to go to the bathroom?

Have you slept recently?

Do you have any chores in process that you've forgotten about or are putting off? (Laundry that needs taken out of the machine, a dishwasher full of dishes that need put away, etc.)

Have you taken all your meds?

If the answer is "All good," feel free to keep scrolling!

But if any of these reminded you of something you need to do, please take care of yourself. 💕

Never rate men again, these are all breathtakingly gorgeous and I need them right now

i..... literally have no words

Me omw to have a misbatiage

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eee!! he flew out of my pussily cavity!

"she's losing blood! What's her type?" I don't know red flags??