Am I Just Tired Or Is This Like, Deliriously Funny.

Ok I’m done being creepy for the day

Bus drivers don’t choose that line of work, they are taken at a young age and transformed.

In philza Minecraft’s server… it-it’s wonderful

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

A square can be a rectangle but a rectangle cannot be a square

Women can be gay, but men can’t be lesbians

ITS TIME TO GET FUCKING SPOOKY

Ha ha ha I do that

Me irl

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

We don't blame them