Being Moderately Proficient With Computers In The Early 2010s Was Casting A Hex On Your Family To Call

me: hey wanna come over and hang

friend: nah I’m busy tonight

my anxious ass:

friend: fuck yeah

>have adhd

>look for possible medications

>first article I click on

How did they get it in there without touching it?

it either gets you pregnant or it makes your penis hard

That fucker…

me_irl

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

I don’t know how pickup lines work but I know they don’t work like this… though I am flustered by your offer at such a noise making app, boy are my cheeks red, my golly gee wilikers you’re really getting me going now

my brother and I don't say "mcdonalds" when referring to the fast food chain. we've always said "mcnaldo's", then it became "naldo's". now it's simply "nald". and we always refer to it as a single unit. like "do you want a nald?"

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