Not gonna li, I almost passed out listening to that guys voice. It was very soothing and calming while talking about paralyzing fear that is struck in to anyone unknowing about the difference between a rabbit and a hare
if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards
🦀 ⬅️🆑🆎
Firehose?! hows your mom going to get a job now?
Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank
he/ham
Made the worst brownies ever created just now
Oh my god danny davito and optimus prime
Luke Skywalker and The Mandalorian. 😍
walm
art
When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”