Tinder Should Have A Feature Called Super Block And If You Press It That Person Dies

A square can be a rectangle but a rectangle cannot be a square

Women can be gay, but men can’t be lesbians

Me: does literally the slightest thing wrong

My brain:

it's make their tits bounce monday my friends godspeed all and have a great week

kate bush dressed as a nun, photographed by brian griffin (1982)

SO today I’m walking through the cafeteria and there are two (supposed) friends, two girls, were arguing in the center very loudly. When the argument had reached its climax, I walked in, thinking about cheeseburger, one of the girls yelled “I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF THE PILLOW ARE WARM FOR YOU!” and they both stormed off. It made my day, and I hope for more to arrive shortly after these messages from our sponsor.

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

The key shortcut of “windows key” and “.” held together has changed my life

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emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o