Me: Yeah I've Been Eating Nothing But Buckshot For Like Six Days Is That Gonna Be A Problem?

Me: yeah I've been eating nothing but buckshot for like six days is that gonna be a problem?

Nurse who runs the MRI machine: Duuude this is gonna be so cool

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3 years ago
If You Know You Know If You Don’t Fate Has Cursed You

If you know you know if you don’t fate has cursed you

Am I Just Tired Or Is This Like, Deliriously Funny.

Am I just tired or is this like, deliriously funny.

3 years ago

Bus drivers don’t choose that line of work, they are taken at a young age and transformed.

3 years ago

Here he comes!

Here He Comes!
2 years ago
This Came To Me In A Dream And I Am Worried

This came to me in a dream and I am worried


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3 years ago

update:

Update:

you are not letting go of the spoon oh god oh fuck

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses i accidentally made you out of expired food.

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses I Accidentally Made You Out Of Expired Food.

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2 years ago

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

3 years ago

yeah man hop on uhhhhh......... hop on uhhhhhh........

Yeah Man Hop On Uhhhhh......... Hop On Uhhhhhh........

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh actually never mind

3 years ago

the gang's all here

The Gang's All Here
The Gang's All Here
The Gang's All Here
3 years ago

I like to play a game with people I know that I call “point and kill” where the object of the game is to find something I can not kill someone with. In the hypothetical situations the person being killed is not fighting back and is more like a car test dummy. You lose if you get unnerved and ask me to stop.

Everything’s a lethal weapon if used correctly.


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