Why Is There So Much Sexual Tension In This Pic

Uhuh yeah mhm sure but can a snowfield play doom

Snow flakes have the same structure as human neurons. Some scientists have suggested that, water being conductive, large snow banks may be able to function as intelligent brains.

I like to imagine that someone is going to play some Minecraft and then sees that and is like “oh ok I guess I will” and then goes to terraria and sees that and screams for all eternity

Fun fact! If you have any fear of anything, it will show up more times in your lifetime than the number of tumbleweeds in an old western movie!

Modern poetry at its finest

SO today I’m walking through the cafeteria and there are two (supposed) friends, two girls, were arguing in the center very loudly. When the argument had reached its climax, I walked in, thinking about cheeseburger, one of the girls yelled “I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF THE PILLOW ARE WARM FOR YOU!” and they both stormed off. It made my day, and I hope for more to arrive shortly after these messages from our sponsor.

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

Here he comes!

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

me when i walk into a swarm of gnats

it's make their tits bounce monday my friends godspeed all and have a great week