I Think I Just Swallowed A Bug :(

Stairway to Heaven??? I only know Highway to Hell

The Phantom saying he has been denied the joys of the flesh just cracks me up during such a serious scene cos he really was like “actually I’m a virgin” 👉🏽👈🏽😳

I was at a seminar for a big company and the speaker said one of their kids was in the room and my immediate thought was if I start talking with them then get married, I can infiltrate my way into the family. My second thought was why would I want to do that ???

Do you reread the same fanfics because they’re good or because they’re the only ones written?

History is purple

I'm going craZY, I CANT STOP HEARING SONGS. I'M IN MATH AND I JUST HEARD WHEN I'm GONE.

They always say don’t shop for groceries on an empty stomach but they should also say don’t shop for groceries on ur period. I just spent $50 on Brie cheese, crackers, and fig jam. My period made me shop like fucking french royalty

I’m watching Flushed Away and I love how they call Roddy, Millicent Bystander

It’s actually hilarious 😭😭

my dad went to the store to get cords for our trailer and then came back with a piano. not a keyboard but a piano. a wooden piano. an actual piano. we already have a piano. 

I got this cool puzzle for myself that’s 1000 pieces and is separated into 3 bigger pieces. And if u rearrange the bigger pieces, the puzzle has a hole in the middle where you make another piece that makes like a different story. Anyways, my roomba sucked up some pieces and now I can’t ever finish it

rip puzzle pieces, u will be missed