REAL
patrick bateman: *licks a strawberry icecream he got from an icecream truck* hm yummy ice cream
his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It’s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late
They’ve literally got a father daughter relationship
They messed up Rebecca's order. They were never seen again after that.
Get in losers, we’re going climbing.
I like to imagine Lady Sneasler is chatty with Ingo, and while the two can’t understand the nuance of each others words they can certainly understand the vibes.
Masterlist for my submas stuff!
Maybe I do want them to find this.
No one else will believe them if they mention it because I’m actually normal and not a degenerate irl
What’re mew buyin’?
yeah man gimmie the dead fish
Yayyyy
Elite Four Grimsley stimboard — requested by an anon
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GAGS AND DIES
He’s so cute bro I cannot get this dummy man out of my hand oh my god!1!1!1!1!
Your taste in men is absolute ASS
I probably did a line and went on a liking spreeMad Max brainrotStudying Mortuary Science!IMy sibling is the #1 Bullet Farmer Fan alive
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