REAL

REAL

patrick bateman: *licks a strawberry icecream he got from an icecream truck* hm yummy ice cream

his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It’s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late

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2 years ago

They’ve literally got a father daughter relationship

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1 year ago
Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid, edited to be on top of the asexual flag. Behind him is an explosion, and in front of him is the phrase "I HATE FUCKING" in flaming text.

almost 1pm time to post the mantis i hate fucking image


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1 year ago
Get In Losers, We’re Going Climbing.

Get in losers, we’re going climbing.

Get In Losers, We’re Going Climbing.

I like to imagine Lady Sneasler is chatty with Ingo, and while the two can’t understand the nuance of each others words they can certainly understand the vibes.

Masterlist for my submas stuff!


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2 years ago

Maybe I do want them to find this.

No one else will believe them if they mention it because I’m actually normal and not a degenerate irl

1 year ago

What’re mew buyin’?

Yeah Man Gimmie The Dead Fish

yeah man gimmie the dead fish

7 months ago

Yayyyy

Elite Four Grimsley Stimboard — Requested By An Anon
Elite Four Grimsley Stimboard — Requested By An Anon
Elite Four Grimsley Stimboard — Requested By An Anon
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1 year ago

He :)

Hwo Do I Explain That Hes Femme Fatale Coded
Hwo Do I Explain That Hes Femme Fatale Coded

hwo do i explain that hes femme fatale coded


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11 months ago

Revisited this an loved it even more everytime

Fusey From Memory,, I Miss Him

fusey from memory,, i miss him


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11 months ago

GAGS AND DIES

He’s So Cute Bro I Cannot Get This Dummy Man Out Of My Hand Oh My God!1!1!1!1!

He’s so cute bro I cannot get this dummy man out of my hand oh my god!1!1!1!1!

Your taste in men is absolute ASS

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