People In Like, Adventure Movies, Always Have To Go Through A Room With Dart Dispensers Lining The Walls
people in like, adventure movies, always have to go through a room with dart dispensers lining the walls at head level, right??? why don’t they just roll past them on the floor?
More Posts from Duracel-battery and Others
the week after today is aromantic awareness week! which will make spy work more difficult but we can do it.
someone: so who do you have a crush on
me:
my sister: *recalls something from our childhood*
me, a known ADHD: memories aren't real. nu-uh. show me a memory. that's not a memory! what's a memory? who let you in here?
i've decided to give up ADHD for lent.
fun game to play at the library: is it gay?
you look at the book title from the spine and pull it out if you think it'll be gay based on the title. then figure out if you're right from the cover or the blurb
younger me: my youth invigorates me. i am empowered by my lack of age and it keeps me strong. i can bound over hills in a single leap and my childish energy strengthens my every step. the world is a mystery that i shall uncover with my seemingly endless days for i am young and i shall inherit the earth.
some online game: you have to be 13 to play :/
me: oh but i am woefully old! my age withers my face and seeps into my bones. i have seen time consume whole empires and species but it does not take me. my eyes are old and have seen much. my mind is full of the wonders of the world that i have discovered throughout my time on earth and i have uncovered secrets older than the ageless rocks that scatter the shores. i have seen the dinosaurs walk this land and have seen the first sunrise that graced the skin of the earth.
don't want to make sense here anymore, sorry
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