fr tho why is everything smutðŸ˜ðŸ˜ i wanna read angst that would ruin me, make me sick to my stomach and cry like there's no tomorrow bro i want a fanfic that is so devastating that i won't be able to function for the next few months
Character A: I thought he (MewTwo) was wearing a really big ass plug.
Character B: So, he was just masturbating this whole time?
Character A: OKAY, LOOK, MY REPLY WAS BAD BUT YOURS IS JUST—
Sometimes I wonder if you're me but 10x.
Character B: 10x what?
Character A: Everything.
Character B: Yeah. That's why you're crying out mommy/daddy everytime.
Character A: NAH MAN
Everyone else: . . .
Character C: *appears* Is it innocent or sexual again?
Character D: Nothing's innocent about them.
Abigail Armstrong and Oliver Lloyd's friendship is goals. They're such an underrrated pair.
being poor is traumatic. even if you’re not homeless or starving. never being able to get anything nice for yourself, never being able to go out to eat without feeling guilty, never being able to do anything fun that isn’t free, making you housebound in bad weather because you can’t afford to go to a cafe or a movie. it takes a toll. being poor under capitalism makes your life a waking nightmare. this post must be reblogged by everyone.
me : *opens google docs and rubs my hand* LETS DO THIS also me : *stares at the google docs , head empty*
Just thinking back to "Eyewitness" and the amount of patience Philip had, putting up with Lukas' dumbfuckery. But, seriously, I love Philip Shea's character.
"You're into me, that's what's happening."
— Philip Shea
1920s Baroque Works 🥂
Always wanted to do a movie poster redraw of the Great Gatsby so here they are!!