It’s been established that Miraculous doesn’t show us every Akuma attack, just the most interesting ones (see Magician of Misfortune, the other 20-odd Mr. Pigeons) so there’s gotta be a lot that goes on off-screen. Here is a short list of things that definitely happened.
Akuma attack ended after 30 seconds because Alya Césaire beaned it in the head with a hackey sack
Nino has used the Guardians of the Galaxy “Dance Off, Bro!” to distract Akuma at least three times. He eventually had to stop because Hawkmoth was catching on
Luka did it once too, leading to a brief moment of confusion where Hawkmoth thought that they might be the same person
One iteration of Monsieur Pigeon went completely unnoticed for four hours until someone spotted him putting on a pigeon circus for some kids in the park
One version of Reflekta got trapped for half an hour because Rose begged to braid her hair and, Akuma or no, she’s still Juleka and is thus incapable of resisting Rose’s weapons-grade puppy eyes
One time Sabrina got Akumatized and Chloé didn’t even notice and just kept handing her stuff
i’m kinda impressed with myself,,.,,.,.,……,.,, i went trhough like 4 fandoms in 1 day :’)
so what. what if- what if i accidentally changed my entire artstyle (idk how it happened)
i CAN NOT GET THAT ONE MOMENT OUT OF MY MIND AGHELWKJAFDSKLHDGSKLAJKL i am. losing my mind over this musical.
nobody talk to me i’m inconsolable
WHAT. UM. HI???? ur post was lovely :)
i'm going insane i literally saw someone post smth for the swap thing where penny was talking to ricky who was a john doe and she gave him the name ezra and i wasn't going to say anything I WASN'T AND THEN I KEPT THINKING ABOUT THE NAMES THE OTHERS WOULD GIVE?
noel - monique, maybe (though idk what he would give to a john doe? or he'd give monique either way)
mischa - IMAGINE HE GIVES THEM TAMARA, HIS MOTHER'S NAME i would sob my eyes out you don't understand. like. you don't understand at all. (idk ab john doe names for him either 😭)
constance - imagine she gives them her baby brother's name :((( literally screaming crying just thinking about it (idk ab jane doe names though :( tbh idk any for any of these)
ocean - idk anyone she's close to but maybe she'd "tradesies" her name I'M.
I'M SO SATISFIED WITH THE ENDING ALSKDBLKVFDSLK JALFKDSLKGH LDSKBKLRSLK JTHEY'RE SO WOW
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The urge to rewatch Lockwood and co for the ninth fucking time is Insane.
rtc ship weeks day eight: favorite constance ship
blackrose LMAO
she’s making cupcakes for her btw
i just reread the first book in preparation for finally getting around to reading the entire series and it turns out IVY MADE MORRIGAN GET AN ASYMMETRICAL SUPER SHORT PIXIE-ISH BOB WITH JAGGED BANGS NOT A PIXIE CUT which is hilarious first of all and second of all i OBVIOUSLY had to redraw it soooo-
updated image id from @nevermoor-described
that one scene in nevermoor when jupiter mentioned that morrigan cut up ivy’s dress to make curtains when ivy made her get a pixie cut
fuck Romeo and Juliet I want what these bitches have