The Cool Thing About Category Theory Is That A Lot Of Times I Can Forget A Definition, Just Think For

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mathematics/art

math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.

I remember being in elementary school and feeling a deep alienation at people’s just vicious rejection of mathematics, the reason being, like

It’s like. A classic approach to hypothetical communication with aliens that you start with the things you know you have in common and proceed from there. Mathematics is that.

Imagine you approach someone you don’t understand with a thing specifically designed to be something they and you can agree on as a starting point for communication and they just react with “yeah i hate this”

mathematical revelation so great i almost became religious

Heartbreaking! The obvious letter to use for this variable isn't available because you already used it for something else!

A lot of people absolutely fail to distinguish between 'I hate this because I was taught this badly' and 'I hate this because this thing is inherently bad', and I hate it.

you know I absolutely agree with the fact that the education system is fucked and traumatises students. I absolutely agree with the fact classes like english and maths and history can be piss boring and teach you nothing of worth and could be a trigger depending on how hellish of a teacher you were given.

Hell, the only reason I love maths is because I primarily engaged with it outside of class and found it fun on my own terms. I'm still bitter towards my history teachers for having clear favourites and not engaging half the class.

but like. if you're railing against the *subjects* themselves, refusing to learn any of the basics as an adult, and bringing up how much you hate them at every opportunity? At some point that becomes a problem you have to deal with yourself.

and if you don't, you're going to be the reason this happens again for the next generation.

oh youre a math phd? Name 5 equations

1. The functional equation for the completed L-function associated with a modular form.

2. The Analytic Class Number Formula

3. 196883 + 1 = 196884

4. Chinese Remainder Theorem (gives an “equality” of rings)

5. Prime Number Theorem (gives an asymptotic equality of two functions)

(Can you tell what kind of mathematician I am from this? I feel like it’s pretty obvious lmao)

reading math textbooks means getting insane whiplash when you read the notes in the margins

Parents (when their child is young): "I know everything. You must obey my every command. The tiniest amount of doubt toward me is considered so disrespectful that I'm justified in hitting you for it.

Parents (when their child is grown): "Please forgive me. I'm only human. There's a lot I didn't know. I tried my best."

What kind of math are you studying?

math tuition is hell im gonna shoot myself with a gun