HALT! Sniff Check!

kinda gay to be the ceaseless watcher. what are you watching? other men?

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

why Awakening might just be the most powerful combat magic system against the other Invested Arts.

Bold fucking claim for me to make given atium and the Surge of Division letting people SPLIT THE DAMN ATOM but hear me out.

At Second Heightening (200 Breaths) an Awakener gains perfect pitch. If an Awakener hummed an Anti-Tone (Anti-Stormlight/Anti-Voidlight), would they be able to just neuter a Radiant. And I wonder if an Anti-Tone could exist for other magic systems, given that Bronze lets someone burning it hear the Rhythms of other metals. Just need a scholar or something to figure out the Anti-Tone of Preservation and you can also completely fuck over a Mistborn/any Allomancer. Thank you for coming to this insane ramble because I enjoy far overthinking Brandon Sanderson's magic systems and mix matching different planets systems to create hypothetically the strongest possible mix.

I need to be allowed to pester Brandon with questions but I would get plenty RAFO cards.

You’re in her dms, I’m in those cryptic, prophetic dreams she keeps having. We’re not the same

at what age do you accept that you and your digestive system are never gonna be friends again

I want to have deep thoughts about WaT but my brain is just going ✨💖Adolin!!!💖✨ on repeat

Like. Finally got a fashionable badass cape. Got called a slut by his own sword. Cares about everyone he meets so so much and is an incredibly successful leader because he’s genuinely just friends with everyone. Brilliant strategist. Older brother extraordinaire. Lost a leg and remained one of the best swordsmen on the planet. Fought a Fused with nothing but a candelabra and sheer willpower. Had an identity crisis the entire time. Brought his sword bestie and literal dozens of other spren back to life with nothing but the power of love and friendship. I love him so much 💖

rb to knead your mutual with your paws

I never posted a video on here before so I hope it works. It’s a Wayne animation! I posted this on instagram a couple months ago. I used a small clip from Shadows of Self by Brandon Sanderson so I could practice lip syncing. I sped up the clip and removed the narration so it’s just the dialogue.

You can follow me on istagram @barlydoodles

Audio Credit

Shadows of Self by Brandon Sanderson

Narrated by Micheal Kramer