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Valette: On my plantation I helped the skaa workers Elend: Boys I think we should let this Valette into our conversations. Isn't she the most kindhearted, wonderful, beautiful--y'know on second thought why don't I just marry her? Mr. Valette Renoux has a lovely ring to it, don't you think?

For anyone who wants a reference, this is where the anglerfish was down the old fishmarket close!

I want a Mistborn videogame so fucking bad. The movement and fighting style would transfer so well to a videogame medium. The blue lines, the choice of what metal you'd have (oh maybe you pick one metal at the start and you can try to get through the whole game with one metal or go an Inquisitor route and start collecting more metals to use and it could entirely change how people interact with you. The more inquisitor you are, the more you get choices influenced by the lord ruler or ruin himself. It would completely change dialogue and interaction options. Oooo there could be so much), the possibility of hiding amongst the nobility. God there's so much they could do with that

Friend said there should be a remix of moash saying "I am mostly unchained" with Good Luck Babe so I made it

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

No wait this cooks.

Awakeners could definitely nerf with radiants if they knew the right tone, but allomancers could negate this with copper. Here me out:

Bronze allomancers describe sensing burned metals as rhythmic pulses; Vin also describes the well of ascension — preservation’s perpendicularity — the same way.

Similarly, the pure tones of Roshar are derived from the investiture of its shards; stormlight, lifelight, and voidlight all carry a unique cadence and pitch. Listeners also describe rhythms pertaining to different emotional states (rhythm of irritation, joy, amusement, etc).

These two sound systems are intentionally similar; therefore, we can reasonably conclude that investiture has an intrinsic rhythm and tone based on its source and intent (at least for the shards of preservation, ruin, honor, cultivation, and odium).

This has incredible implications for the interplay between their magic systems.

Parshendi/listeners could hear allomantic pulses.

Seekers could hear Rosharan rhythms, a fact confirmed by Sanderson in 2016 (source).

Smokers could prevent — or at least resist — someone singing an anti-tone. If copperclouds dampen allomantic rhythms, they should dampen all invested rhythms.

Scadrian magic in general would be incredible on Roshar.

Rioters could summon emotion spren around others at will.

Leechers could drain radiants of investiture.

Nicros could boost a single lashing or awakening well past the normal limits.

Hemalurgy could steal breaths.

Duralumin feruchemy could steal spren bonds like a bondsmith (connection is OP).

Nicrosilminds would be absolutely broken (simply a better gemheart)

There’s so many implications for magic crossover and I can’t wait to see it.

why Awakening might just be the most powerful combat magic system against the other Invested Arts.

Bold fucking claim for me to make given atium and the Surge of Division letting people SPLIT THE DAMN ATOM but hear me out.

At Second Heightening (200 Breaths) an Awakener gains perfect pitch. If an Awakener hummed an Anti-Tone (Anti-Stormlight/Anti-Voidlight), would they be able to just neuter a Radiant. And I wonder if an Anti-Tone could exist for other magic systems, given that Bronze lets someone burning it hear the Rhythms of other metals. Just need a scholar or something to figure out the Anti-Tone of Preservation and you can also completely fuck over a Mistborn/any Allomancer. Thank you for coming to this insane ramble because I enjoy far overthinking Brandon Sanderson's magic systems and mix matching different planets systems to create hypothetically the strongest possible mix.

I need to be allowed to pester Brandon with questions but I would get plenty RAFO cards.

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