Eclipse-arbiter - Just Your Average Boi

You ever just look at a fictional man and just.... titty? Like.... gimme them pillows, please? Gibe. Hand them over, bby, the real world's been shit.

Who made it a day further?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

If it happens again, drinking a cup of water in one go or staring at a light above you may help as well.

does anyone have a guaranteed way to stop hiccups? ive been hiccuping for a fucking HOUR and ive held my breath longer than steve under lovers lake nothing helps I am DESPERATE 😭

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

Nothing beats having a supervisor that just found out you're learning Latin in school only to teach you the insults and curses they themselves learned in high school.

The phrases were as follows:

Converatam te in ranem-

I will turn you into a frog.

Mollior pene senis-

[You are] softer than an old man's p*nis.

Non habeitis amantes.

You have no lovers.

Color Synonyms

White

also: pale; blanched; sallow; pallid; waxen; spectral; translucent; albino; 

Grey

also: dust; stone; pepper;  

Black

also:  coal; slate; dusky; ebon; shadow; murky; 

Tan

also: flesh; khaki; cream; tawny; 

Brown

also:  henna; russet; sepia; chestnut; cocoa; drab; bronze; 

Red

also: terracotta ; rouge; carmine;  fire-engine; ruddy

Orange

also:  pumpkin ; rust ; 

Yellow

also: sunny; amber; saffron; hay; straw; platinum; 

Green

also: viridescent; grass; jade; forest; 

Blue

also: turquoise; cyan; ultramarine; royal; aqua; aquamarine;

Purple

also: berry;  amaranthine;

Pink

also: flushed; candy; cherry blossom; petal pink ; 

—– source: http://ingridsundberg.com/

—–additional synonyms added by me