I Just Want To Come Back Home, To See My Parents And Best Friend Who I Haven't Seen Already For 2 Month

Why is this bathroom so fucking hot I didn’t ask to be cooked alive while pissing

I’m going to guess your lonely

Yo it’s been a while how are you guys??

when the traffic is jammed but theres some weird ass doll clowns instead of the girlboss and feral man

ohh.. what about .... them .... h*lding h*nds 😳

HI THIS TOOK FOREVER IM SORRYFNRNNFND

LOOK ITS THEM!!!!

I had a dream last night that I was made to go into a room that I couldn’t leave until I ate a piece of pizza in its entirety otherwise I would die

Doodles from this morning (I love honaemu)

I think the counters at popular chain coffee shops I won't name should be replaced with a fully covered area where customers can't see the employees faces or what they're doing. I'm talking once ler levels of obfuscation. The counter should look like this

secondly, the whole enclosed area should constantly emit various steams and smokes like a horrible machine, and employees should be encouraged to make as much conspicuous noise as possible. I want customers to walk up to what is basically a steel wall on a steel counter, nervously place their order in a microphone, hand over their method of payment through a small door, have it returned, then the cashier slams shut the door, they hear an absolute cacophany for a minute and their drink and receipt are unceremoniously slid out the very same little door in the wall

Planning out how to separate my time between two apps and one of them is going down hill faster than a train that has no breaks

The other one is tumblr

Okay but have you considered not dying with the glacier and just slorping the entire thing

I cant wait til I'm 43 and I have a nice wife with two lovely kids (one named Barbara and the other named Sand) and we live in a cute house by the river in a small well-kept town with friends all around and seasons bearing their best picturesque mark upon the sleepy valley - then one day I'm just gonna wake up and say "no more" and dissapear. My family will look for me for a while until they give up, little do they know that I'm a mountain man now, one with the glacier, protector of the last points of permafrost in the future year of 2040, I'll live in that bastion of silence, seeing the vast expansion of modernity change the terrain around me, until the skyscrapers breach the peaks of the mountains I've sworn my sacred oath to - until the glacier melts and I die with it.

Honestly same give those fuckers some flapping rights

Seriously disappointed how airplanes don't flap their wings