*Vecna arriving to take Y/N*
Vecna : Now you are mine
Y/N : I have been waiting for you
Vecna : Wait, what, no
Y/N : Do you know much work I had to do so you would come for me
Vecna, backing away : I don't want you anymore
Y/N : Take me away, daddy
Vecna, running : Someone save me fom this human.
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Elvira and Axl Rose at the MTV VMAs in 1989 ✨
1 ] “Don’t act innocent when we all know where your mouth was two minutes ago”
2 ] “Is there any space left in that bathtub?”
3 ] “Your shirt got a little dirty, how about we take it off?”
4 ] “Come on, you have to work for it.”
5 ] “Louder, I want them to hear you.”
6 ] “You’re not going out in that.”
7 ] “I’m not wearing any underwear, thought you’d want to know.”
8 ] “Let me give you a reason to stay in bed.”
9 ] “No panties.”
10 ] “Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”
11 ] “Like what you see?”
12 ] “Try to stay quiet, understand?”
13] “Don’t kink shame me!”
14 ] “Tell me what you want.”
15 ] “You taste like fucking candy.”
16 ] “The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.”
17 ] “I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”
18 ] “We’re not just friends and you fucking know it!”
19 ] “If we get caught I’m blaming you.”
20 ] “I’m gonna fuck you so hard you’ll forget you ever met that asshole.”
21 ] “She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but i bet behind closed doors shes all latex and whips.”
22 ] “Were you touching yourself?”
23 ] “Please remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”
24 ] “I know for a fact you can be a lot louder than that.”
25 ] “We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”
26 ] “You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”
27 ] “Can you hep me with this zipper.”
28 ] “Oh, don’t mind me, just enjoying the view.”
29 ] “It’s been a long day, why don’t we help each other umwind?”
30 ] “I saw that! You just checked me out!”
31 ] “Strip.”
32 ] “Can you help me with this zipper?”
33 ] “I can please you in more ways than one.”
34 ] “Let me show you why you should stay in bed.”
35 ] “Take me.”
36 ] “Make me.”
37 ] “Hurt me.”
38 ] “I see you’ve started without me.”
38 ] “Wanna taste?”
39 ] “You’re so big!”
40 ] “Don’t be so rough…there can’t be any marks.”
41 ] “What are you wearing?”
42 ]“I love when you say my name like that.”
43 ] “I want you, so bad.”
44 ] “Oh? No panties?”
45 ] “First one to moan loses.”
46 ] “Do you forgive me?”
47 ]“I’m still mad at you.”
48 ] “Mine.”
49 ] “I love seeing you like this.”
50 ] “Let me take care of you.”
51 ] “Bend over.”
52 ] “Can we try something new?”
53 ] “Are you serious? Here? Now??”
54 ] “Do you like it? I bought it just for you..”
55 ] “Beg for it.”
56 ] “I need you.”
57 ] “I love you.”
58 ] “I hate you.”
59 ] “I’m your Master and you will do what I say.”
60 ] “I’ll have to gag you if you don’t keep it down.”
61 ] “Last night was amazing.”
62 ] “You’re so cute when you’re tired.”
63 ] “Is that a challenge?”
64 ] “Don’t mind me, I’m just enjoying the view.”
65 ] “You like that, don’t you?”
66 ] “I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”
67 ] “Don’t leave me.”
68 ] “Let me hold you.”
69 ] *self explanatory* hehe
70 ] “Can I cum in you?”
71 ] “Please cum in me!”
72 ] “Make love to me.”
73 ] “Don’t close your eyes.”
74 ] “Say it like you mean it.”
75 ] “Love me now, touch me now.”
76 ] “Deeper…deeper.”
77 ] “Close the door now.”
78 ] “It’s alright…show me.”
79 ] “You’re beautiful, my goddess.”
80 ] “I’m gonna mess you up.”
Warnings: Some of these head cannons WILL include some NSFW stuff so if that makes you uncomfortable please scroll. They will be in red. Mentions of abuse (no descriptions just saying his dad abused him)
This man LOVES thighs. Like not even in a sexual way (the majority of the time). You could be sitting next to him and his hand is on your thigh, rubbing his thumb back and forth. Wearing shorts? He’s staring at your thighs. And don’t even get me started on if you have thigh tattoos. He’d be so fixated on them 24/7.
He definitely changes from talking normally to talking in his dnd storytelling voice in the matter of seconds. It’s probably not even intentional, like if he’s telling someone about his day this man would reenact it all out, doing different voices and all.
He feels the need to nurture the kids like a parent because he didn’t have any good parental figures (obvs except wayne. #waynelover) and he doesn’t want the kids to be in the same place.
I feel like he would always bring spare snack to hellfire just incase someone was hungry. Like he’d subconsciously hold it out if someone even whispers that they’re hungry.
I feel like Eddie LOVES to both praise and degrade you. Like during sex he will have the filthiest mouth ever but after he will more or less worship you.
He would be the kinkiest person even. Those handcuffs aren’t on his wall for no reason and let’s be honest… we all know what those stains are.
Wayne and his relationship is very affectionate but in a hidden way. Like they never have physical contact with each other but would 100% chat and smoke together late at night.
Eddie doesn’t label himself, he’ll fuck anything that breathes. Men? Absolutely! Women? He’ll be more than happy!
I think Eddie keeps his hair long because his dad used to make him buzz it because long hair was too “girly” and made Eddie “gay”. So now Eddie keeps it long not only to upkeep his metal head look, but to spite his dad.
Eddie is down to try anything once. Cant knock until you try is his thoughts. He’ll be up to me dominated too. Like do I picture Eddie being a top? Yes. But i think if he’s in the right mood anything can happen yk? As I said. He’s kinky.
Eddie is just always scared and self conscious, that’s where his “mr. idontcare” demeanour comes from. He thinks that if he’s overly confident he can trick himself into actuallh being confident.
I don’t actually know if this is canon or canon but his love for LOTR is insane. He probably doesn’t read a whole lot but he will read that book at least once a month. It goes hand in hand with his love for everything fantasy related.
He always loved to play dnd because it was an escape from his reality. It gave him somewhere that wasn’t his actual life. Away from the abuse from his dad and all.
Eddie isn’t too confident in relationships at first. He’lol be a nervous wreck secretly, overthinking all of his decisions, is he moving too fast or too slow? Are you doing this as a dare? Should he hold your hand? But once he gets comfortable near you he is SUPER clingy. Like this man is joined at your hip. Everywhere you are, he is sure to follow.
i don’t want a ‘career’ ! i want to write sexy fanfiction for my internet friends <3
LOOK AT HIM
i want all of them to just fuck and slap me SO hard ;)
very real, so true, super relatable