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Will would NOT listen to Taylor,he’s to dominant for that shit.

Mike however…He’s a bit twinky..

Okay both are twinks but Mike would listen to one Taylor song on repeat and Will would be like:Why tf did I choose you?HOW CAN YOU LISTEN TO THAT!?

P.S Will is definitely that type of person to say “name 5 songs” when you wear a Nirvana shirt and if you don’t know any then he would go ballistic autism and teach you everything.This has happened to Max at least 2 times.

“he would not fucking say that” except it’s “he would not fucking listen to taylor swift”

I’m literally sobbing.Poor Ahsoka didn’t just see Padmè as a friend,but as a mother that she never got to truly have.

i think about ahsoka's "she was my friend" line too many times a day

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Andor Appreciation Day 2 - Everyone Has Their Own Rebellion

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I will always say this:

They’re so sibling coded,you cannot convince me otherwise.

Romantic?HELL NO NUH UH GET AWAY!!

Everlark for life.

Siblings?Yes.

Gale and Katniss as annoying siblings with Gale being all popular and Katniss is like:Wtf?

And the girls are drooling over him and Katniss is just done,but then when Peeta Fuckin Rizzlark walks by she is all purring and shit and Gale is like:Don’t say shit about me,girl.

i don’t know if this is a hot take but…….. i LOVE platonic everthorne

specifically platonic everthorne in AUs

if it cannon compliant. no thank you

canon divergent?? depends on how it’s done

AU?? GIVE ME ITTTT

romantic everthorne? no thank you sir

MIKE AND WILL ON THE SWINGS!???

DOES JONATHAN SEE THEM??

FLASHBACK TO WHEN THEY WERE HAPPY???

IM COMBUSTING‼️‼️

HELAENA THE ICON!!!!

it’s so beautiful and real that helaena didn’t let that over the head braid go for YEARSSS

is anyone else not vibing with the always looming sense of impending doom or is it just me

God I miss them

Byler+Apocalypse is the best era of bylerism💋

ALSO‼️

It is completely normal to laugh or be un-serious during sex,it’s part of the experience!

Remember to listen to your body,if it hurts,stop and rest/try something else or stop completely.

If something awkward or embarrassing happens,don’t overthink it.Either just ignore it or turn it into a joke,this goes both ways!I promise you (most of the time) you will have forgotten about it after 2 minutes.

Also,remember to build it up,sex will hurt(especially for women) if you’re not wet(simplified:Horny) enough.Passion and love is key,if you find it,you will be the most relaxed person in the world.

If your partner looks unsure or uncomfortable,stop,ask and solve.

Remember this code-Stop=S Ask=A Solve=S

Code:S.A.S

So yeah,be safe and sound,do it because you and your partner want to,not because one of you wants to but not the other or because you feel forced to it.

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Things that real life sex has taught me that isn't in porn :

Shaking during sex, no no, not her legs, him. Yeah. It happens to men too, from anticipation and excitement. I only had one partner who used to have that sometimes and the first time it freaked me out lol.

Queefing, that has to happen at least once during sex, I mean, air goes in, sorry but it's gonna have to come out.

Going too deep actually hurts, oh my fucking god lol. IYKYK. Hitting the cervix feels like ... hmmm. Dying. Yeah, death. Like I felt your penis in my actual guts and now I need to throw up because the cramping is horrendous. Thanks, don't do that again. Does the chick in porn not have a cervix or??? I have literally thrown up from this before, it is the most painful thing I have ever experienced during sex, hands down.

That he might lose his boner mid-sex, this one's a big one lol pun intended. And uh, it might not be your fault. Actually most of the time it isn't. And guys, if it does happen, please communicate, it's really not a big deal, at least not for me, Im down to help, and also I can feel it getting softer okay lol don't be lying.

Sometimes it can be painful for the guy too, this one's more common for men who have foreskin, at least in my experience.

That you can get your period mid-sex, oh man. A sad moment for all of us. But here's the thing, when you're orgasming, everything contracts, and your uterus will contract and unfortunately if you were expecting it, welp, here it is. So yeah, it happens. But that's pretty great, personally i'm able to make my period come faster by masturbating over and over, true story (only if its a day or two away).

You can probably orgasm but it's not a given, or taking way longer than you thought. I have ridden dick like my life depended on it because I was felt it annnnnnnnnd it was gone, annnnnd it's back, noooope it's gone.

Related to the last point, looking cute when orgasming, sweetie listen, I look like I ran a marathon and like Im about to die (plus im a smoker, imagine that). So that lady in porn who's like *cute voice* oohh I'm coming! ... idk about you but I don't look cute when im about to cum super hard lol.

Stopping mid-sex because you don't feel like it anymore.

Sometimes it takes forever to get a condom or to put it on, relax dude, no one's judging you, I would rather you don't give me an std or a baby so take your time.

There's no shame in asking to put a towel down, fluids, we have those, and we have a lot of those, and sometimes, some of us can unexpectedly squirt, whatever tf that fluid is, it's gonna go everywhere.

That female lubrication can have a different color/texture depending on where she's at in her cycle/if she has an infection.

Sex is smelly.

A lot of us moan louder than we actually want to, to help you out. I have done that before, when bored or when the guy was doing something I didn't really enjoy but he did. Whatever, hey at least I've never faked an orgasm, Im literally not giving you that lol if you suck, you suck sorry. Now ... the reason you prob shouldn't do that is that he's gonna think he's doing something good, when really he isn't. Then he's gonna have sex with someone else, and do the same shit, and she's also not gonna cum. Don't be the reason another lady can't have an orgasm ok.

That trying different positions isn't super glamorous. Some hurt, some don't feel like anything, some are awkward. Just because your bestie swears by reverse cowgirl, doesn't mean it'll work for you.

That it's ok to stop and take a water and snack break, sorry one sec, Im hypoglycemic.

That a lot of the time when you get fucked hard enough, you're shifting, like, quite a bit, and next thing you know you're almost falling off the bed, it's not cute, who cares.

That sex can be awkward, uncomfortable, painful, not enjoyable, and that all of that is normal.