Edtwilightlla

*Go all the way (into the twilight) starts playing*

Me :

Just imagine tts cast reunion with life and death movie shooting. Kris in red hair, Rob in Beau Swan attire, Julia Jones in place of Julie black and same with others. I just can't-

“..every aspect of being a vampire - all but the danger to her - was suddenly acceptable to me, because it was what had let me live long enough to find Bella.”

I think one of my favorite stupid details the Twilight Guidebook gave me is the fact that the Volturi spread rumors and myths about vampires to keep people off of their tail... so that has to mean a conversation like this had to have happened:

Caius: Okay, so we need to perpetuate false myths about vampires to keep us hidden from humans. Who's got any ideas?

Chelsea: How about we need permission to enter a home?

Caius, writing it down: That's good. Who else?

Heidi: We have fangs.

Caius, still writing: Great, what else?

Jane: We don't have reflections and... we sleep during the day?

Caius: Perfect, and I'll say that holy symbols harm us.

Marcus: Wood stakes though our hearts kill us.

Caius: You know what, sure, on brand.

Aro: And we have a weakness to garlic.

Caius: ...what?

Aro: Weakness to garlic.

Everyone: ...

Aro: Write it down.

Caius, sighing: Fine.

Aro: And we can turn into bats.

Caius: ...

Caius: Aro are you drunk?

“It's not even cool to be a hater anymore. That’s so 2010.”

- Robert Pattinson (2022)

*About twilight*

Me after seeing how brave Bella is in Twilight:

HAYLEY WILLIAMS Sydney, AU | x

Did you saw the review that Rob's Batman movie is gonna be better that Dark Knight!!!👀😌

Our fandom knew it anyway 😏

Falling down on a sunny day