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Switching between these every day

Bench Trio is Back!

and they’ve been sold to one direction

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

IM FREEE we broke up a few eeeks ago

guys a guy asked me to prom after knowing me for two days 🤠

so the book of bill is pretty good

Bill’s cringefail attempt at a serenade

alex hirsch was hired by big english teacher to make people give a shit about the great gatsby

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

That girl with the fat tummy and loud laugh will save you

i'm just curious bc i'm watching How to Train Your Dragon and i always forget how happy and calm it makes me feel. i mean, i did name my cat after Toothless the dragon. but i also love Lion King, that's my Disney comfort movie. and my Ghibli comfort movie is Spirited Away. watching any of these when i'm in a foul mood or my anxiety is high always helps 🥰 but i watch them just for fun too, not only when i'm in a mood. what about you?

Tweet by Heather Hogan:

Straight friend: Will you sensitivity read my book for my lesbian best friend character?

Me, two weeks later: The lesbian best friend is absolutely perfect. Here's 16 pages of notes detailing the incorrect things you said about Star Trek.

5:32 PM on 2/25/24

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

Weird small town media, my beloved

ok so hear me out

i wish i was straight cis neurotypical friendly and attractive but i was made to be a tumblr blogger instead amen 🙏

before pride month ends does anybody wa(the clock chimes as it hits midnight. i scream and explode into a billion tiny dust particles)

Looking at YouTube live chat is like looking into an ant enclosure and just wondering why they’re all circled around a Cheeto

i have a feeling it’s gonna be a podcast summerrr. every car ride? podcast. doing homework and wanna be distracted? podcast. trying to sleep but the thoughts? podcast.

me n this guy are dating now btw

guys a guy asked me to prom after knowing me for two days 🤠

guys a guy asked me to prom after knowing me for two days 🤠

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

guess who bought paper thats ACTUALLY meant for watercolors🤠👍

last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

girl who's never seen a subway irl draw one challenge (impossible)

shes now colorized

yall i drew ghoulia idk if i should even paint her in 😭