I Didn't Realize This Was A Post For A Second...

THIS- THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME-

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

Lemme sleep in that it looks cozy-

like to charge reblog to cast

I one hundred percent would do the same but I’d most likely walk out with a cursed sword that I SHOULD NOT be trusted with-

I've looked up the Moriarty the Patriot tag so many times that it's started popping up whenever I try to just type tumblr in my searchbar-

Most of these felt like literal punches to the gut- ESPECIALLY the last one-

feeling Bad, I’m gonna go on petfinder and find the most bizarre cat names possible, will report back with any notable ones

My friend, this post is targeted exactly at you-

Hey science side of Tumblr, do any of y'all know a why to save a severely fucked over skillet because I mighta fucked up-

My friend has found my Tumblr and I fear for my posts-

She needs the hug

give her a hug!

@gooseworx