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polyamorous old man enemies to lovers

Shout out to fucked up puppet shows 🤞 Gotta be one of my favorite genders

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Choromatsu-kun and Choromatsu-san's descriptions over the years

Manga column (1964): “In best shape, nimble.”

Osomatsu-kun guidebook? (1988): “Although he’s the least trustworthy among everyone, Choromatsu’s bluffing can be useful when he helps his brothers in a pinch. It’s his hidden talent.”

First Koredeiinoda profile (2003-2006): “Choromatsu is the one who rushes about fast. Of the sextuplets, he’s the #1 most flustered!”

Later Koredeiinoda profile (2007-present): “One of the Matsuno family’s sextuplets. His characteristic is that he rushes about. He’s quick to judge, and quick to escape. It would be Choromatsu that’s the #1 boaster of his goodness.”

FujioPro corporate (2008-present): “Choromatsu is the one who is agile and rushes fast.”

CR Osomatsu-kun (2012): “One of the Matsuno family’s sextuplets. Though he’s fast and ready to rush, his goodness is of an unusual degree.”

First -san profile (2015): “The third son of the Matsuno household. Because he is the only person with common sense, he often plays the part of the straight man among the sextuplets, but there are rare times when the senility spreads in him more than anyone else.”

Second -san profile (2016): “The third son of the Matsuno household. The only person with common sense in the sextuplets? When he gets involved with girls, he becomes terribly useless.”

Third -san profile (2017): “The third son of the Matsuno household. NEET, virgin. Looks as if he’s diligent but he’s really not so. His self-consciousness is high, but if you point that out, he’ll get arrogant.”

come if you wish, i dont mind ^^

pilot sketches + bonus jerrys bc i love him

they can even fuck my ass i wanna be part of the 1%

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

My yaoi… I finally colored them huzzah

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Billjer...

BILLJER MEDIEVAL AU!!

Au Made by @kingdreverette (nothing posted yet but I got some concept art in private. Soon will be posted tho, so follow her)

understood, misgender transphobic cis people

teach them a lesson

hey full offense but the ‘use the right pronouns even if the person is horrible!’ statements arent made to coddle horrible ppl, its saying ‘dont view correct pronouns as a fucking privilege that can be taken away once people decide you’ve fucked up enough’, misgendering someone on purpose is transphobic no matter what bc it equates transphobia as a ‘punishment’ for bad people, pronouns are a part of baseline human respect, its that simple