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Choromatsu-kun and Choromatsu-san's descriptions over the years

Manga column (1964): “In best shape, nimble.”

Osomatsu-kun guidebook? (1988): “Although he’s the least trustworthy among everyone, Choromatsu’s bluffing can be useful when he helps his brothers in a pinch. It’s his hidden talent.”

First Koredeiinoda profile (2003-2006): “Choromatsu is the one who rushes about fast. Of the sextuplets, he’s the #1 most flustered!”

Later Koredeiinoda profile (2007-present): “One of the Matsuno family’s sextuplets. His characteristic is that he rushes about. He’s quick to judge, and quick to escape. It would be Choromatsu that’s the #1 boaster of his goodness.”

FujioPro corporate (2008-present): “Choromatsu is the one who is agile and rushes fast.”

CR Osomatsu-kun (2012): “One of the Matsuno family’s sextuplets. Though he’s fast and ready to rush, his goodness is of an unusual degree.”

First -san profile (2015): “The third son of the Matsuno household. Because he is the only person with common sense, he often plays the part of the straight man among the sextuplets, but there are rare times when the senility spreads in him more than anyone else.”

Second -san profile (2016): “The third son of the Matsuno household. The only person with common sense in the sextuplets? When he gets involved with girls, he becomes terribly useless.”

Third -san profile (2017): “The third son of the Matsuno household. NEET, virgin. Looks as if he’s diligent but he’s really not so. His self-consciousness is high, but if you point that out, he’ll get arrogant.”

i love choro so much uaehahawhwah

like my matsuno ranking (not that i particularly dislike any of them i love them all is)

choro

jyushi

todo

ichi

tie between kara and oso (sometimes i like one more than the other but usually both)

the most importnat matsu poll.

this isn't a vote for who's your favorite. this is deeper than that.

which one of them gives you cuteness aggression. the one you want to pick up and squeeze too hard. press him in the soft spot on his head

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the men and boys are innocent too.

we cry "the innocent women and children" to appeal to the masses, to try and force their sympathy, but the men and boys are innocent too.

I have seen sons crying out for their mothers, their fathers, their siblings. I have seen them break down at the loss of their families. I have seen them cling to their dead and grieve.

I have seen fathers cradle their dead children, seen them kiss their faces and hold their little hands. I have seen them faint with grief when asked to identify the dead. I have seen them carry their sons and daughters. I have seen them fasting to provide what little they can for their families.

I have seen men and boys digging through the rubble with just their bare hands, I have seen them comforting strangers, playing with children, rocking them, hushing them, even if the face of such imminent danger. I have seen them cry, seen them grieve, seen them break down into each other's arms, seen them be selfless, beyond selfless, becoming something I don't have a word for.

I have seen the men who are doctors refuse to leave their patients, even when they have no medicine or supplies to give them, even when they're threatened with bombings. I have seen fathers who have lost all their children pick orphans up into their arms and proclaim them their child so they are not alone. I have seen men and boys digging pets out of the rubble.

the men are innocent too. the men and boys are being hurt and killed too. the men and boys are grieving too. the men and boys are scared too. the men and boys are fighting to save their people too. the men and boys deserve to be fought for too.

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