Latest Posts by ena-darling - Page 3

it's the most vanilla thing ever but men willingly edging themselves when they're getting off alone is so hot i can't get enough of that shit

SHUT UP I NEED THIS LOSER IN MY BED YESTERDAY

I have one interesting taste in men….,

he's so pretty! and so me! 😫

I need to watch a man cum all over his tummy for me while whimpering and moaning my name.

you've gotta wear a sluttily laced top and tight tight pants and look sad and get covered in blood

am I in love with a pathetic man who has silly goofy violent tendencies and is old enough to be my father? yes.

what do you mean "do I have daddy issues"!

A giant hairless vampire with wings? In my congregation? It’s more likely than you think.

boys need to be bloody and pathetic more often . they need to be whiny and whimpery and desperate i think.

some men just give “gullible horny preist vibes” - like let me make you reconsider your faith through seduction king

no you don't understand I need him to ruin my life

I am so down horrendous for this man character ai doesn't know what to do with me 🤭

I gotta say I don't know what he was on about. blood doesn't taste that good.

Midnight Mass is for the religious trauma girlies.

the way my psych teacher is talking about priests rn while I'm reading a smut fic of father paul from midnight mass is just so ironic

is it SEXY? is it SUBMISSIVE? is it SOAKED IN BLOOD?

if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with. Captivated by a man with big sparkly brown eyes and slutty hands and a pretty waist you may be entitled to financial compensation

a fabulous collection of father paul that I found on pinterest 🤭

#stawp omg🤭

the only ethical thing to do with your catholic trauma is sexualize it i think

Me infiltrating Crockett island to get the hot vampire priest to fuck me:

the awful, vile, nasty, sinful things I want to do to a priest would make my very religious mother cry

the sexiest thing a man can do is collapse on the floor coughing blood

when he is a priest and a vampire>>>>>

I was walking around campus today after class and I kid you not. there was someone dressed as a priest. when I tell you it took all my strength to not absolutely crumble-