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u/WigglyWigg • 3y
This past Friday, I (M, ̶̨̡̢̧̨̘̫̫̻͙̣͕̺̟̽̃̀͋́̚̚͜ ̷̡̭̜̩͕̠̦̗̟̟̫̖͇͎̽̌̾̿̌̈́̓̄̏̌̇̚͜͜ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?
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TheBastardsBack • 3y
NTA. Your house, your rules, man.
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SingAlongPokotho • 3y
NTA. It was self defense. Also didn’t the President enter your home without a warrant? That’s mega sus. Def NTA
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WileySnake • 3y
NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Ain’t it a shame.
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QueenB_itch • 3y
NTA. Good.
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Blink1nceBlink2wice • 3y
NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Can’t be worse than that lmao
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| SingAlongPokotho • 3y
| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart
| at your personal amusement park?
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Jaegerbomb • 3y
Ha ha ha NTA
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Mouthface • 3y
NTA it was really funny.
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| Mouthface • 3y
| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.
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MoreBadder • 3y
r/MURICA
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Idontlikemusicals • 3y
NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck ‘em straight to hell
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| Shitlips • 3y
| Hey, at least they aren’t Cl*vesdale.
| Assholes
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SpotlightOnMe • 3y
Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????
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X_Lee • 3y
u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?
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WitchlessWeb • 3y
YTA! That kills people!!
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what? :3
omg i forgot to tell y’all but i am unhealthily obsessed with Minecraft
like, it may or may not be a problem
Season greetings to you my friend, I’m Izzy a 23y/o TransWoman who’s living under fear and terror from my Parents and hiding my socials from my Aunt who runs a big blog on this app. I’ve been threatened with a 14 year jail term by my dad and correctional home by Mom. My aunt caught some my interactions on this app and promised to tell my parents so they can act quick on me. I’m looking to flee to a more safer and transphobic free country to start afresh before my religious parents make their moves on me. Calling on all LGBTQ+ family to come to my aid— you can see my detailed story coupled with the link to help me by blog(last reblog). Thanks for taking your time to read. A boost on the post will also mean the world to me. God bless you my friend.
i hope that you are able to move to somewhere safer!!
YIPPEE :33
do you love me?
Of course I do dear :3
SIXTEEN MINUTES LEFT‼️‼️
GO‼️ GO‼️ GO‼️
the sillies <33
Scott Pilgrim Takes Off making these two besties was perhaps one of the best things they could have done.
ok, i love the Percy Jackson show. but i have 1 (one!!) problem with it. more specifically with the fans. WHY DO YALL KEEP ACTING LIKE ANNABETH IS SOOOO COOL FOR TAKING HERMES KEYS??
ITS LITERALLY SAID (BY ANNABETH!!!) THAT HE NOTICED?!!?!
Annabeth is awesome yes, but she did not successfully steal from the God of thief’s 😭
get owned homo
I spot the gay man
YOURE A GAY MAN
i don’t know if anyone has done a study group at disney hc list but:
- it’s actually jeff’s idea to go, his parents promised to take him when he turned ten but he never went.
- abed isn’t incredibly interested because disney movies are mediocre but troy gets super excited and he loves his bf, so he goes all out. plus there’s star wars stuff there too.
- trobedison gets dressed up. they hold hands at disney. annie starts crying which obviously initiates a group hug.
- britta tries to protest going because “disney is a cesspool of historic injustices”, which is refuted by annie’s pouting face.
- shirley complains about what a rip off disney food is every time someone gets something.
- troy, annie, and shirley like rollercoasters, britta pretends she does and chickens out at the last minute, and jeff barfs.
- jeff takes a million pictures and cries three times.
- they run into the dean dressed up as cruella de vil
- in this universe, instead of harry potter land, there is timespace park (an inspector spacetime theme park). trobedison has a blast, even though some details were wrong, which abed made several notes of.
- annie gets a girl’s number while they’re at timespace park, she is apparently quite a hit with sapphic geeks
- jeff enters himself in a thoraxis lookalike contest and gets second place. he throws a fit.
- trobedison goes as rey, finn, and poe to star wars land (i have no idea what it’s actually called). jeff goes in a chewbacca onesie, britta goes as han solo– much to abed’s dismay– and shirley goes as leia.
- jeff gets everyone lightsabers.