They’re taking the hobbits to fucking Isengard
me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)
Two identical infants lay in the cradle. “One you bore, the other is a Changeling. Choose wisely,” the Fae’s voice echoed from the shadows. “I’m taking both my children,” the mother said defiantly.
Because of woke
My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?
If you are new to tumblr from Twitter, we don’t do ‘ratio’ here.
We have a much more …elegant system in place, which I’m sure one of my mutuals would be willing to demonstrate here.
Neil Josten really spent his entire life on the run, then said “fuck it” just so he could shit talk a guy on TV. A true hater
Much to think about
Put in the tags please if you answered yes lets have fun with this
For example my childhood dog was named Cher after the singer and yes she had a brother named Sunny
Spanish Jackie gives a whole new meaning to “I got your nose”