⚠️SPIDER-MAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS⚠️

Like bro, this kid is crying absolutely destroyed in every movie. I want a scene for him where he can just straight up sock people without being verbally driven into the ground.

Most of the adult male characters who interact with Peter Parker: 🤗 lemme gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, mansplain, and manipulate this literal child

Exceptions to this that I can think of rn, the malewives:

Happy Hogan, Tobey and Andrew (duh), most of the NWH villains somehow, and the teachers from Far From Home

Seeing old Harry Potter fanart like who the hell is this white man

PS: fuck jk Rowling all my homies hate jk Rowling

“Living my best life <3”

“Lucius is drowning.”

“This ain’t about him.”

cheerleader gerard + football jock hayley :3 inspired by this post by @paramoreisrare & @reflexes-of-a-mongoose !!!

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

*mouth fart noise* 🤷

Can you perform evil surgery/lobotomy on me as a patient RP?

Fucking go for it… the doctor will see you now

Twi | ins

Me after finishing episode 5 of Moon Knight:

Gonna have to turn Tumblr notifications off methinks