You Can't Tell Me That On A Ship Full Of Gay, Superstitious Pirates There Isn't Some Hamfisted Astrology

to whoever is out there writing pj/hazel from bottoms on ao3… keep doing what you’re doing i love you

Quick q for all the love is blind contestants out there: what the hell do you tell your job when you leave for filming? “sorry boss person, I gotta take a couple weeks off. Yeah, I’m gonna get engaged to a random person I’ve never seen, but then I’ll be right back.” The hell???

happy Thursday the 20th

college is all about sort of having friends but not really

Yes, dude. Like it was obviously devastating, but it felt like a really fitting end to give Spider-Man what makes him Spider-Man (a lot of the struggles that were essentially erased because of Peter’s relationship with Tony). It brings him down to earth (ba dum tiss) a lot more and I’m so excited to see where they take this!!

what i think is SO smart about nwh is that they’ve essentially stripped peter parker of all his “mcu-ness” without erasing who he is

he’s this sort of blank slate now with a ton of potential but without losing all his character development or anything he’s done as spider-man

emotionally i’m wrecked but i think from a creative standpoint it makes perfect sense

are you normal, or are you trying to watch tennis, archery, rugby, fencing, kayaking, skateboarding, basketball, gymnastics, and swimming at the same time?

#Life imitates art

Euphoria 2.08 / 94th Annual Academy Awards

Bonus:

lmao get drinked sky

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

Andrew Minyard better than me fr because if my blue eyed situationship said "thank you, you were amazing" to me after I gave 110% at a fucking stickball game and then immediately gets kidnapped by his serial killer dad he conveniently forgot to tell me about, and I had to learn that my codependent worstie knew the whole time through "gentle persuasion"...

I'd be on the news.