I Have Straught Up Been Writing A Report On A Beetle For 5 And A Half Hours And I’m Not Even Done And

guys be like omg i hate cancel culture. my brother in christ u just said the n word

That fucking five nights at Freddy’s “Freddy you’re supposed to be on lockdown” trend on TikTok is going to make me lose my mind. If I have to hear that dumb bears voice one more time I’m going to go absolutely feral to the point of no return

reblog if you support muslims

i just. i really need to know right now. there’s so much hate in the world, i need to know who’s safe. also if you can’t reblog this feel free to block me <3 i hope i never interact with you ever in my life

puppet history x night at the museum

Did anybody ask for this crossover? No. But I wanted it so... 🗿🍬

Thanks pal

if you hate country rap jazz or funk you are NOT welcome on this blog. if youve ever said a dirty word about disco in your life youre going straight to hell brother

Rewatched bottoms and was reminded that Isabel is absolutely the clingy one between her and Josie. She’d have to get dragged out of Josie’s gray sweatshirt kicking and screaming

Like are you kidding me

Gonna be a bit of a hot take I think, but as excited as I am for Jensen Ackles to be in the new season of The Boys, the sexualization from the fan base is already worrying. I saw someone say that seeing his dick will be like “coming home” and then someone else made a long list of why it’s likely that Soldier Boy is going to be in a gay sex scene. Bro, I’m so down with a male superhero attracted to men, but it just feels like there are going to be certain members of the fan base who are going to fetishize it.

Maybe I’m just being prude or something, but I feel like maybe it’s a bit much(?) cause I know that if I was in a place like that it’d make me wildly uncomfortable and resentful to do a lot of that stuff. I mean, imagine if that’s how candidly people talked about women. It’s done so casually and it feels kinda gross to be honest.

Meal Tips

@hankgreen17 asked me: “So any more meal tips? I need all the help I can get budgeting and “trying” to eat healthy.”

Meal Tips

- Buy Bulk. My number one tip for budgeting food is to BUY IN BULK. Instead of buying a chicken breast, buy eight and individually wrap them in plastic wrap. Freeze what you’re not going to eat within the next two days, and defrost as needed. 

- Cook Bulk. Make a large pot of chili, soup, or your favorite pasta sauce. Buy plastic containers at Walmart and portion out your meals. Freeze them all! I do this with my pasta puttanesca sauce, I make it once every six months and cook enough to last.

- Store Brands. There are cheap knock off brands of everything from Cheez-Its to Quaker Oats. They’ll be anywhere from $1-$3 cheaper than the brand names. On a similar note, store brand cleaning supplies is about $5 cheaper than the name brands! Don’t judge them before you try them.

- Store Cards. My Stop & Shop card gives me a gas discount, and other store cards offer similar perks. Store card + store brands = ridiculous savings.

- Avoid Organics. Like I said in my last Adulting post, I’m not paying $4 for a cucumber unless it can clean my apartment and sing Jazz standards. Buy vegetables, but avoid anything labeled “organic”. 

- Mixed Greens. Avoid buying “mixed greens” unless you’re going to eat them within a day or two, these have a very short shelf life. Instead, buy a head of lettuce or a bushel of kale.

- Frozen Produce. Stock your freezer with bags of peas, carrots, fruit, etc. These will defrost easily in your soups and are good if you run out of ice packs. 

- Dollar Stores. They have really weird brands of chips and pasta and really poor quality paper towels, so don’t expect to do you entire shop here. However, they sell bulk tomato sauce, six packs of ramen, tuna fish and other wonderful things for under a dollar. My local Dollar store sells tubes of capers for a dollar when just down the street my organic supermarket sells them for upwards of $5.

- Buy Fruit. Specifically, BUY IN BULK at your local chain supermarket. My boyfriend and I have been throwing back those Cara Cara oranges like nobody’s business. Fruit is great for quick breakfasts, snacks, and a healthy alternative to downing a pint of Ben and Jerrys.

Budget-based cookbooks (online recipes) 

- College Student Cookbook. Click here. 

- Meals On The Go. Click here. (Not a cookbook, but super helpful)

- Broke College Kid Masterpost. Click here.

- Cooking on A Bootstrap. Click here.

- Good and Cheap. Click here.

- Budget Bytes. Click here. 

I hope this helps! 

now that's what i call a solid plan