The Night It All Began

what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them

no. no no no

The Kraken listens to My Chemical Romance. Edward Teach listens to All Too Well (10 Minute Version) on repeat

I will not be taking questions at this time

This, but just like that episode of community where Abed’s entire storyline is just in the background of the episode. Not even an Easter egg, just give them a full ass side plot

You know what would be hilarious in Spiderman No Way Home?

if we just see Venom and Eddie in the background of a bunch of shots, but he's just hanging out. He's not fighting, he's not even watching. He's just in the background eating a muffin or something.

Not involved at all. Just... there.

Maybe there's a big battle and we see Eddie and Venom having a picnic in the park. Or eating chocolate.

They're just a really weird easter egg in every shot.

Seeing Mr. Billiam "I Hate Supes" Butcher adopting one stray supe after another just warms my heart.

First Kimiko.

Then Annie.

Now little Ryan Butcher.

Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*

Like bro, this kid is crying absolutely destroyed in every movie. I want a scene for him where he can just straight up sock people without being verbally driven into the ground.

Most of the adult male characters who interact with Peter Parker: 🤗 lemme gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, mansplain, and manipulate this literal child

Exceptions to this that I can think of rn, the malewives:

Happy Hogan, Tobey and Andrew (duh), most of the NWH villains somehow, and the teachers from Far From Home

Tumblr has always been weird, but I think one of the weirdest things is this website’s obsession with the Ides of March. Like where did that come from?

guys be like omg i hate cancel culture. my brother in christ u just said the n word