My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr
this image randomly appeared in my head out of nowhere and i had to make it real
this has reduced me to tears
what if we hyperfixated on each other but like as a joke
@strange-aeons
this is just the beginning.....
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[Mar 7, 2024]
Something fucking terrible is gonna happen tomorrow and I’m contemplating getting drunk to cope
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