ROCKSTARS AS DOGS

What more could a person want when rock musicians and dogs exist? What if I told you that the two are much more similar than you might expect?

Let's have a look at some of the most iconic rockstars and the adorable dog breeds that they look strangely similar to!

[this article is satire and should not be taken seriously]

Slash as a Bouvier des Flandres

With his long, dark curls that cover most of his face, Slash closely resembles the soft-tempered Bouvier des Flandres.

Slash, guitarist from Guns 'n' Roses, on the left. A Bouvier des Flandres (dog) on the right.

Duff McKagan as a long-haired Dachshund

Now, don't shoot me, but Duff's long blonde locks and elongated, lanky shape instantly remind me of a long-haired dachshund!

Duff McKagan, bassist from Guns 'n' Roses, on the left. A long-haired Dachshund (dog) on the right.

Axl Rose as a silky terrier

Long, silky smooth auburn locks, and a quick temper. Am I talking about Axl Rose or about a silky terrier? The answer is; both!

Axl Rose, vocalist from Guns 'n' Roses, on the left. A silky terrier (dog) on the right.

James Hetfield as an Airdale terrier

If you squint your eyes you wouldn't even be able to tell the difference between these two friendly, moustached faces.

James Hetfield, Metallica's frontman, on the left. An Airdale terrier (dog) on the right.

Kirk Hammett as a black poodle

This one should be obvious. Both Hammett and a black poodle share luscious black curls, big brown eyes, and a soft temper.

Kirk Hammett, Metallica's guitars, on the left. A black poodle (dog) on the right.

Lars Ulrich as a chihuahua

Okay, I hear you. I may have done Lars a little dirty with this one... But you can't deny that these two bear a striking resemblance.

Lars Ulrich, Metallica's drummer, on the left. A chihuahua (dog) on the right.

Lemmy Kilmister as a Scottish terrier

It's the long hair and handlebar moustache that really makes this one convincing. What do you think?

Lemmy Kilmister, Motorhead frontman, on the left. A Scottish terrier (dog) on the right.

Alice Cooper as an Afghan hound

Long black hair, intense gaze, slender face... Alice Cooper totally looks like an Afghan hound and you can't tell me otherwise.

Alice Cooper on the left. An Afghan hound (dog) on the right.

Dave Mustaine as a Cocker spaniel

Whenever Dave doesn't wear his usual snarl, he looks awfully similar to a Cocker spaniel. What kind of magic is in this man's shampoo?!

Dave Mustaine, Megadeth's frontman, on the left. A Cocker spaniel (dog) on the right.

Steven Tyler as a Shih tzu

Cheerful, fashionable (arguably), and the ability to reach some of the highest notes. I'd use those words to describe both Tyler and a Shih tzu.

Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's frontman, on the left. A Shih tzu (dog) on the right.

Jimi Hendrix as a Portuguese waterdog

Both Jimi and the Portuguese waterdog sport a head full of dark hair, friendly eyes, and an optimistic and energetic personality.

Jimi Hendrix on the left. Aa Portuguese waterdog on the right.

Ozzy Osbourne as an English bulldog

How could you not feel happiness when looking at these pictures? The Prince of Darkness is nothing but a ball of joy, just like an English bulldog.

Ozzy Osbourne on the left. An English bulldog on the right.

Whelp! That concludes the list. For now. I'm planning to add more rockstar-dog breed comparisons to this list as time goes by. If you have any suggestions, please do share them!

ROCKSTARS AS DOGS