Mac Meeting Someone And Impulsively Deciding He's Going To Get Married And He Excitedly Tells The Gang

mac meeting someone and impulsively deciding he's going to get married and he excitedly tells the gang and dennis has to break the news to him that he can't get married cause technically he's already married and mac is like what the fuck are you talking about and dennis is like yeeeaaa remember when frank "adopted" you so we could go on family fight? well turns out you can't adopt a grown man so what actually happened is you legally became his son in law by marrying one of his kids, those were the papers you signed. and mac nearly throws up like "are you saying im married to dee??" and dennis is like "errr not exactly" with dee saying "there's no way in hell i was letting that happen" and mac goes "so charlie? hell yea dude married bros" and charlie goes "no, Frank's not my dad legally, he's not even my dad biologically" and dennis goes "well I'd say jury's still out on that one, you and shelley never got a chance to do a dna test" and Charlie's like "well yea but i already threw him down a mountain in our family tradition so i think that settles it like biologically cause traditions get passed down through blood" and dee goes "charlie that's not how any of that works" and they start arguing and mac has to interrupt them once the dots connects in his brain and he's like "shut up!!! so you're saying...dennis is my husband? im dennis's husband?" and dennis cringes and he's like "well you don't have to say it like that, we were gonna get separated after but turns out it's better for tax purposes. frank explains it better than i can, it doesn't mean anything, it's only a legal document" but mac can't and won't hear him he's on cloud nine like "omg we're married, we should have a wedding, we should renew our vows" and dennis is just seething like "we're not renewing anything we're not husbands it's just a legal thing" and dee goes "well what else do you call living together with shared finances for over two decades. you guys are still sleeping in that inflatable bed together, you're telling me that's not being married?" and charlie goes "actually yea dennis why are you guys sleeping in the same bed still? and weren't you guys like in an online relationship for months when you did the johnny thing with the vibrating anal beads? " and mac hasn't even processed the johnny thing really but his gears are turning now like "if you were johnny...why catfish me why not just ask me to run errands for you, i would have done it like any good husband, i would be the best husband bro" and dennis yells "JUST MOVE PAST IT" and then a voice comes up that goes "all of that's kinda hard to move past actually" and camera turns to reveal mac's boytoy boyfriend who he was planning on getting married to has been listening the whole time and dennis goes "who the fuck is this?" and mac goes "oh, this is my fiance, Chad. Chad, this is my ~husband~, Dennis" and Chad goes "yea mac i don't think this is gonna work out, good luck with...all of that" and he leaves and mac runs after him like Chad Wait! but it doesn't work so he goes back all annoyed that the gang ran off his boytoy and dennis is still fuming at the whole thing so they both say they want a divorce. (frank refuses cause it's too much of a hassle due to dennis legally owning some of wolfcola for tax evation purposes and he tells them if they get a divorce he'll stop paying their rent so they stay married but nothing about their dynamic changes at all except if mac mentions their marriage or refers to them as husbands dennis will scratch him (which makes mac want to do it more) then they go sleep in the same bed together)