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voicemail from my boss: your performance is so abysmal we're not even firing you we've skipped straight to sending the GHOULS unit after you. may god have mercy on you

landlord from outside my door: oouuhhh auuhhhh hnnnn uhh nnhh eeee heee heee (wheezing in pain from bear trap i placed for him)

me humminh to myself at my computer: iiii wanna rocking roll all niiight. and part of every day :) alexa google "hunter biden spit for sale"

the father wound

succession // amanda grace // ? // ? // get gone by fiona apple // jasmine r. // succession // windowsill by arcade fire // ?

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tl;dr some thoughts/speculation on– the insecurities logan has developed as a billionaire who didn’t come from money, his simultaneous loathing and longing for generational wealth and legacy, the significance of him leaving his first wife for an aristocrat, and how all of that affects his relationship with connor.

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I don’t know how to say this in a way that doesn’t sound insane but….

Anytime I see Logan touch Kendall it makes me wanna reach through the screen and throttle Him. Anytime it’s a shot where he puts his hands on his shoulders and his grip tightens, the scene where he caressed Ken’s cheek, god god GOD. There’s something abt it, that makes my blood cold and makes me physically ill. I mean I know what it is, it’s the physical manifestations of the grooming, the physical manifestation of the way Kendall is the son Logan is, to quote Brian Cox, in love w the most fiercely and yet hates so much. And the way he touches him captures this so well, OOO ITS SICK SICK SICK SICK

I can't explain how much I love baguette child. I would protect them with my life.