"I've Decided Not To Vaccinate My Animals. Think About It, How Often Do You See A Rabid Dog?"

Venus, Callisto (Jupiter’s moon), Neptune

There were probably some medieval asexuals that were absolutely insufferable on their moral high horse about it. Like "this modesty shit easy - I haven't lusted over any man ever in my life and only fuck my husband out of duty from God and only so that we have children. I am so much better than any of you hoes."

And some other local goodwife would get sick of this and go "well obviously you don't have time for cock, Maergaret, since you're always too fucking busy choking on your own vanity and pride!" and have a smackfight that progresses into a full-on two-woman brawl in the town square. People gather around to watch this until a clergyman shows up to remind everyone that not only is this kind of brawl between good christians definitely a sin, it's also a sin for everyone who's watching to place bets on who's going to win.

Reason to Live #12308

To eat chocolate covered strawberries. – Guest Submission

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Arthur's Vindication by Bartol Rendulić

Polkowice, Poland ( via )

NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter.

a haunted house is the memory of your ex-friend’s home that you know like the back of your hand but will never step foot inside again