for comparison i wanted to set the tallest pokemon model next to the shortest
and
wooowwee wally is a tiny bitty baby
“It’s alright amigo, we’ll catch that red dot eventually”
He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”
He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!
i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon
like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again & even though i don’t think twice about it to her it’s probably a situation where it’s like
her, meowing: “im glad you’re home”
me, meowing back: “tax benefits”
her, meowing: “why do u always do this”
“Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing.”
Video by maddie schamun
In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.
I reblog random things from the multiple fandoms I am in. I also have a tendency to like things or just disappear off the face of Tumblr for years at a time.
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