everyonesfavoritebard
*vine boom* howdy y’all :) 19 y/o, She/her, Sagittarius, DnD enjoyer, Texan, autistic, predominately Northern European ancestry, cat enthusiast, cis/het ally, lgbtqia+ safe space, BLM, no human is illegal, leftist, liberal, democrat, truck fump, licensed meme lord, aspiring creative author, broke af, gen z, depression/anxiety, cringe, certified simp *vine boom*
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all that and no age in bio - 18+ blogs might block you, just fyi!!
Oml why didn’t I think of that 💀 ima do that now
I don’t even got a dick and I winced
penis removal beginner guide
Encountered one of those annoying election bots recently, (it was trump ew) so I hit ‘em with that. Thought tumblr would appreciate
The Picture Ever
Lucy Lawless behind the scenes on Xena: Warrior Princess (1995)
Lookin good so far can’t wait to see it
SONIC 3 LEAKS!!!
Lol sorry
Good quote
"All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that power is a magnet to the corruptible. Such people have a tendency to become drunk on violence, a condition to which they are quickly addicted."
-Missionaria Protectiva, Text QIV (decto)
Chapterhouse: Dune
Frank Herbert, 1985
PLZ bother me with questions and statements (I can’t guarantee I’ll have money for any donations tho, I’m pretty tight on money myself)
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
Life saving knowledge !!
How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer
Them, they get it
5 sexiest things a woman could wear
Full suit of armor
Just an oversized teeshirt
blood of her enemies
leather jacket
Super cool sword on her back
<333
Happy FULL 🌝 MOON
and MOON LANDING
Anniversary!
🎉🥳🎊🌛🌝🌜🧑🏻🚀🌌🚀
Saturday July 20, 2024
A little fun fact about me is that back when I was a cringy ah 12yo I’d sometimes add really random tags that had absolutely no relation to the subject matter of my main post. Just for the shits and giggles.
And to annoy people and for attention ofc (can you tell I’m unemployed yet?)
Let’s see how many we can fit with this one (this is the only one I promise lol)
Real
Mizu, in every single episode, without fail:
Thank you so much!!!
Reblog Because I will be deleting later
(https://ww16.0123movie.net)
Science side of tumblr I need someone to carbon date this meme to see how old it is pretty plz. It’s miraculous enough that such an artifact came to be so well preserved
The Baby ever :) her name is Spooky, and she loves snuggles, breakfast and dinner time, and breaking shit<3 she’s very very soft and says hi to tumblr
Personally I actually kinda like those big orange bouncy shoes in subway surfers ngl
Overheard someone (me) say that Emi from ultra man rising looks like chicken little and now i can’t unsee it :’) she’s still adorable and iconic and I still love her tho
Anyway Sato is fine af
Maybe the world isn’t such a bad place all the time
letter from a mother of a gay man. sent to ONE magazine, 1958.
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This post was flagged as adult content and the original poster was deactivated so I'm bringing it back.
Nope same here bb
please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts
My fav!!!
Happy Merrywyn day 💙⭐️
@southfarthing you are absolutely correct and you should say it louder
I'm imagining if tolkien lived now and publishers were asking him if he had enough followers on twitter and if he could film videos to market his found family elfcore magic cottagevibes worldbuilding fantasy book on tiktok. i think he would run them over with his car actually
I’ll go ahead and check it out :)
The Outcasts
The Outcasts is a superhero series I'm writing featuring black superheroes! It will be comprised of six novellas and the seventh installment will be a full-length novella. Each novella tells the story of a different hero and they all come together at the end! I'm also planning a bunch of additional content such as fictional history books and science books!
I'm going to be doing a lore series to promote the book I already have out, so I hope you're ready!
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/smogg-jr-moon/1145216378?ean=9798881157883
*raises the ice water cup in my hand to press against my bottom lip as I bite in half an ice cube in between my teeth then chew one half up and then let the other half fall back into the cup like a cowboy with chewing tobacco*
Can you tell I’m upset yet?
HEY PLEASE READ !!
if you guys AT ALL enjoy using the internet whether it's for news, entertainment, or communication purposes there is a bill floating around right now that has a good possibility of being passed that will influence the way we ALL use the internet. this bill is called KOSA and it presents itself as "kids online safety act" but in reality it is and will try to sensor SO much important information out there about LGBTQ+, POC communities, feminism and women's rights, and so much more. the bill targets mainly people under 17 but this bill will affect adults too. your favorite social media and websites will become highly cleansed from anything the government deems as "dangerous" to children online. one of the ways they are trying to ensure kids aren't accessing content that is "dangerous" enforces EVERYONE to upload private information or a photo of your ID to access social media apps and websites. IF YOU CARE AT ALL ABOUT PROTECTING FREE SPEACH ON THE INTERNET AND THE WAY WE USE IT TO COMMUNICATE PLEASE HELP ENSURE THAT THIS BILL DOES NOT PASS.
CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES AND SENATORS TO SHOE THAT YOU DO NOT SUPPORT THE KOSA BILL.
PLEASE REBLOG AND SHARE !!!!
HERE IS A FREE PETITION YOU CAN SIGN TO HELP:
!!!!!!!!
HEY PLEASE READ !!
if you guys AT ALL enjoy using the internet whether it's for news, entertainment, or communication purposes there is a bill floating around right now that has a good possibility of being passed that will influence the way we ALL use the internet. this bill is called KOSA and it presents itself as "kids online safety act" but in reality it is and will try to sensor SO much important information out there about LGBTQ+, POC communities, feminism and women's rights, and so much more. the bill targets mainly people under 17 but this bill will affect adults too. your favorite social media and websites will become highly cleansed from anything the government deems as "dangerous" to children online. one of the ways they are trying to ensure kids aren't accessing content that is "dangerous" enforces EVERYONE to upload private information or a photo of your ID to access social media apps and websites. IF YOU CARE AT ALL ABOUT PROTECTING FREE SPEACH ON THE INTERNET AND THE WAY WE USE IT TO COMMUNICATE PLEASE HELP ENSURE THAT THIS BILL DOES NOT PASS.
CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES AND SENATORS TO SHOE THAT YOU DO NOT SUPPORT THE KOSA BILL.
PLEASE REBLOG AND SHARE !!!!
HERE IS A FREE PETITION YOU CAN SIGN TO HELP:
Again
HEY PLEASE READ !!
if you guys AT ALL enjoy using the internet whether it's for news, entertainment, or communication purposes there is a bill floating around right now that has a good possibility of being passed that will influence the way we ALL use the internet. this bill is called KOSA and it presents itself as "kids online safety act" but in reality it is and will try to sensor SO much important information out there about LGBTQ+, POC communities, feminism and women's rights, and so much more. the bill targets mainly people under 17 but this bill will affect adults too. your favorite social media and websites will become highly cleansed from anything the government deems as "dangerous" to children online. one of the ways they are trying to ensure kids aren't accessing content that is "dangerous" enforces EVERYONE to upload private information or a photo of your ID to access social media apps and websites. IF YOU CARE AT ALL ABOUT PROTECTING FREE SPEACH ON THE INTERNET AND THE WAY WE USE IT TO COMMUNICATE PLEASE HELP ENSURE THAT THIS BILL DOES NOT PASS.
CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES AND SENATORS TO SHOE THAT YOU DO NOT SUPPORT THE KOSA BILL.
PLEASE REBLOG AND SHARE !!!!
HERE IS A FREE PETITION YOU CAN SIGN TO HELP: